I was 6, my little brother was 2. My mom said he needed a nap because he was cranky, so she took him upstairs to lay him down. She told me this; "If Daddy gets home, tell him I'm laying down." my dad came home right as my mom went upstairs.
"Where's Mommy?" he asked.
"She told me she's... Um," I struggled to remember what she said. "She's getting laid."
My dad, uhhhh... I'm just gonna end it there....
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Seven Suggestive Things I Said as a Little Kid
RandomI didn't realize these seven things I said were suggestive in any way until Wattpad ruined my innocence. Now I understand what I said and for the most part, what they meant. Here are the seven things I remember saying as a kid that now sound super s...
