My older cousin, who happens to be a guy, came over to play with me. He was about 13 or 14 at the time. We were playing with my older brother's Thomas the Tank Engine train set because he let me. My older brother was quote "too old" for them. I was a little kid, so I narrated everything I said, like kids tend to do for whatever reason. I swear, kids should commentate on football games. Why you got these old dudes doin' it? Anyway......... I picked up the train that looked like good ol' Thomas, and put him on the railroad and said "He's getting railed." My older, male, TEENAGE cousin started choking. Oops...
Don't worry, he survived.
BTW- if you don't get it and you're innocent, don't look it up. If you AREN'T innocent, look it up.
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Seven Suggestive Things I Said as a Little Kid
AléatoireI didn't realize these seven things I said were suggestive in any way until Wattpad ruined my innocence. Now I understand what I said and for the most part, what they meant. Here are the seven things I remember saying as a kid that now sound super s...
