It was snacktime at my school. I forgot to bring a snack because I'm an idiot or something, so one of my guy friends (who shall remain nameless) shared a bag of peanuts with me. All I knew was they were nuts. Like I said, I'm an idiot, so I just called them nuts because I couldn't identify the type. Silly me. It KILLS me that I can't stress enough how STUPID I was. I sucked on a handful of nuts and made weird noises and faces while hopping around. A teacher noticed and asked me what I was doing, and I replied, "I'M SUCKING HIS NUTS" at the top of my lungs. I'm an idiot.
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Seven Suggestive Things I Said as a Little Kid
De TodoI didn't realize these seven things I said were suggestive in any way until Wattpad ruined my innocence. Now I understand what I said and for the most part, what they meant. Here are the seven things I remember saying as a kid that now sound super s...
