My brother and I were playing early on a Saturday morning. Neither one of us had eaten or brushed our teeth.
He wrinkled up his nose. "Ewwww you have morning breath!" he gagged.
I started blowing on him to irritate him further.
My mom called down the stairs. "Hey, what's all the noise?" she asked.
"SHE'S BLOWING ME!" he screeched.
He forgot a very important word. ON.
She's blowing ON me.
Yeah it seemed pretty innocent at the time, but I will never be able to get my mom's horrified look out of my head.
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-Zo
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