Lucky Charm: I fucking hate you
Chandler Bing: what did I do
Lucky Charm: Do you know what the definition of world is?
Lucky Charm: I'll give you a clue, it's not just America and Europe
Lucky Charm: So something cannot be a world tour
Lucky Charm: If it doesn't actually go around the world
Chandler Bing: Llol
Lucky Charm: Don't lol me fuckface
Chandler Bing: u ok there alyssa
Lucky Charm: No I am not ok
Lucky Charm: How am I supposed to get Justin Bieber concert tickets for his WORLD tour
Lucky Charm: If Justin Bieber isn't coming to Australia
Lucky Charm: WHICH FYI IS
Lucky Charm: A place
Lucky Charm: In the WORLD
Lucky Charm: Just because Sash isn't you using you for concert tickets doesn't mean im not
Chandler Bing: U want tickets?
Lucky Charm: YES
Chandler Bing: they go on pre-sale next monday
Chandler Bing: get them off ticketmaster
Lucky Charm: So cute
Lucky Charm: So bloody cute
Lucky Charm: Do you know how fucking cute you are
Lucky Charm: Listen
Lucky Charm: If I don't get tickets
Lucky Charm: I'm going to be very mad
Lucky Charm: If I'm very mad
Lucky Charm: I might get the urge to hurt your not girlfriend by shaving off her hair in her sleep
Chandler Bing: the fuck is a not girlfriend
Lucky Charm: I don't fucking know what do you want me to call the girl who does everything a girlfriend would do but isn't your official girlfriend
Chandler Bing: i see ur point
Lucky Charm: Now I have to go bc the shower water turned off which means sasha's done
Lucky Charm: But remember what I said yes
Lucky Charm: Sure you like sasha now that shes all pretty
Lucky Charm: But will you still like her with a Mohawk?
Lucky Charm: You decide Bieber
Chandler Bing: is she naked?
Chandler Bing: send pics
Lucky Charm: Of course that's what your horny mind focuses on omfg
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Under the Lights | j.b
FanfictionSasha finally knows the truth about Justin, but does he really know the truth about her?