*Above is a (short) recording of the voices of Fuzzy, Crab, and Jr. Corn Popo
A theater in Oddland City appears on the screen. There is a sign over it that says "Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian: Showing NOW!! (so come and watch him) (right now)". Cheering is heard from inside the building.
The inside of the building is seen, where there is a large crowd looking at a stage. A brown dog in a purple shirt comes on the stage. The cheering gets louder, then gradually dies down.
FUZZY: Hey, what's up folks, my name is Fuzzy! One of the questions I get asked a lot is what do I do in my free time? I happen to do a lot of things.
He grabs a bandana that is laying on the stage and ties it around himself.
Sometimes I like to be a gangster.
He takes the bandana and his shirt off.
Sometimes I am just a cute dog. But I really like this shirt, so not usually.
He puts the shirt back on. RANDOM STRANGER (the gray dog from 1.1) rolls a giant slingshot onto the stage. FUZZY walks over to it and pushes himself into it.
Sometimes I am ammunition for a slingshaaAAAAAAAAAAH!
He shoots across the stage and hits the wall. The audience gasps, then laughs when they see that he isn't hurt. He gets up, dazed.
ugh... that wasn't supposed to happen... but anyway, even with all these things I like to do, most of the time I am a stand up superstar comedian! But the comedy comes on accident. Alright, enough about me, today I would like to introduce you to my good friend, Crab! Crab? CRAB!
CRAB (WHO IS ACTUALLY A LOBSTER) runs onto the stage.
CRAB: Sorry, I was busy doing my hair!
FUZZY: Uh... What hair?
CRAB: Eg-zactly!
The crowd laughs.
FUZZY: Okay... well, Crab why don't you introduce yourself?
CRAB: Oh yeah.
He turns to the crowd.
Hi guys! My name is Crab and I'm crabby! Even though I'm a... lobster.
FUZZY: Okay Crab, tell us a little more about yourself.
CRAB: I'm crabby!
FUZZY: Yes Crab, we've already established that. Is there anything else?
CRAB: I'm crabby!
FUZZY: Uh, I said we've established that. Why don't you tell us something deep and personal?
CRAB: I've got black eyes!
FUZZY: Uh, that's cool, I have black eyes too... and how is that deep and personal?
CRAB: It's not, I just felt like sharing it with everybody.
FUZZY: Okay... well since you're refusing to tell us anything personal, I think it's time to introduce our next guest. Good day, get off the stage, get off the stage!
CRAB leaves.
FUZZY: Okay, I have one more friend of mine to introduce you, someone so cute, I almost died because of her cuteness! But it's not like she's a dog or anything. Here she is folks! The amazing, spectacular, Jr. Corn Popo!
A small, yellow duck with a high-pitched, squeaky voice runs on stage and waves.
JR. CORN POPO: Hi everybody!
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1.4: Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian
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