*Above is a map of Oddland and Elafint Ylind with important places from this episode.
The Presidents, FUZZY, and JR. CORN POPO are gathered around the un-odd detectors. CRAB stumbles over to them with his claw over his eyes.
YIY: O look, that cloud thingy is getting really big really fast.
NA: Shor nuf.
YIY: I wonder how?
NA: I dunno.
YIY seems to get an idea.
YIY: Maybe...
FUZZY: What is it?
YIY: O nothing, we gots peeps taking care of it.
NA: Hey! There's a un-odd right on top of the right here! Who here has un-odd??
CRAB: He fell down a hole.
YIY: OOoo he's in the dungeons!
FUZZY: Oh, there you are Crab.
JR. CORN POPO: Why are you covering your eyes?
CRAB: Because they hurt.
YIY: Didd you call that Keeano Car a kee?
Something whams into the other side of the door to the odd objects room and makes them all jump.
CRAB: It's not my fault, my black eyes told me to!
FUZZY: Crab! Stop it with your black eyes!
JR. CORN POPO: What's a keeano?
NA: That's something that's excessively much keeish.
YIY: So who was you saying falled down the hole?
CRAB: Corn Po.
NA: Who's that?
YIY presses a button. A live video of CORN PO in dungeons, which look kind of like Impeach Beach cells, pops up on the screen.
YIY: Hey! That guy kee guy was one of the guys kee guys that was on the beach when I first getted to Oddland! And then he runned away!
NA: Ya! And he was the angry guy on youziz show!
FUZZY: Uh huh.
YIY: So that's what the un-odd there was...
He holds down a button and talks into a microphone.
Corn Po! Can you hearing me?
CORN PO is seen on screen looking around confused. His voice comes out of a speaker.
CORN PO: What? Who said that?
YIY: I is President Yiy! And I is speaking through a speaker! See? How did you find this place?
CRAB: We jumped off a cliff and swam in the ocean all the way to Nebraska!
FUZZY: What? Crab, that's impossible!
CRAB: But there was a sign that said "Nebraska"! And then I touched it and fell down a hole!
JR. CORN POPO: Yeah, we saw that too!
FUZZY: Yeah, but just because there's a random sign doesn't mean that you're in the place where the sign says!
CRAB: But my black eyes told me that I was!
FUZZY: Crab!!
NA: So you finded the here by accident?
CRAB: Uh huh.
CORN PO: Where is here?
YIY: This is Nebraska!
JR. CORN POPO and FUZZY: No it's not!
CRAB: Yeah, the sign said it was!
YIY: Yes it is! It's a secret base that callds Nebraska!
NA: Ya! So nobody will know what we're talking about!
CRAB: Ha! My black eyes were right!
CORN PO: I heard that, you know!
NA: Ya, and that's why you's gonna be stucked down there until this thing says you have no more un-odd!
CORN PO: I don't think so.
The un-odd detector starts beeping really a lot.
YIY: Wha--
He brings up map screen, which shows a bunch of un-odd dots coming toward a different colored dot labeled "Nebraska".
Oh... pleppoo.
JR. CORN POPO: What's a pleppoo?
NA: It's a... not good. Like that.
FUZZY tries to see the screen.
FUZZY: What is it?
YIY: A rmy.
The CHAIRPERSON OF THE UN-ODD COMMITTEE is seen above ground walking with a large many of people and strange objects towards coast, he has a giant burn scar on his face. He turns to address his army.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Remember, we're dealing with some of the oddest beings in existence. It will be difficult, but if we win this one, WE WIN THE WORLD!!!!!
Back in Nebraska, the Presidents are kind of freaking out.
YIY: WUDOOWEEDOO???
NA: THEY CANTED HAVE FIND US ALREADY, WE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE WEAPONS READY YET!!
JR. CORN POPO: Can't you just go and beat them with all that cool stuff in that room?
NA: NO! WE HAVE TO...... DO SUMFIN!!! ELSE!!!
YIY: YA!!!
CRAB: We can fight them for you!
NA and YIY: O?
FUZZY and JR. CORN POPO: We can?
CRAB: My black eyes tell me that we'll beat them!
FUZZY: Then tell them to think sensibly Crab, they way outnumber us!
CRAB: But if you thought they--
He indicates the Presidents.
--could beat them, then we can, since there's one more of us!
FUZZY: Yeah but... Crab, they're all taller than the three of us combined!
JR. CORN POPO: Especially me!
CRAB: Well... fine! My black eyes and I will take them by ourselves!
FUZZY: Wait, Crab!
CRAB goes into the gadget room and slams the door.
NA: I think he's gonna need more then black eyes to beat the thems.
FUZZY and JR. CORN POPO exchange glances.
FUZZY: Fine! I guess we'll eventually get captured whether we stay down here or not. Come on, Jr. Corn Popo.
They start walking towards room while Presidents start putting on headset-like devices.
YIY: There's a evelator outta here in the entry room!
Halfway through this final sentence, CORN PO is seen in dungeons still listening. A Loki-style evil grin forms on his face.
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1.4: Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian
HumorA new live comedy show has come to Oddland! And guess what? It is odd! But whenever something odd appears on Oddland, there is always someone there to oppose it: Elafint Ylind's Un-Odd Committee. Who have they sent to un-odd this new show? Will it w...
