CORN PO is seen climbing up onto shore. Suddenly, CRAB pulls him back into the water and they start fighting, causing them to drift away from the shore. They eventually end up on the shore of Elafint Iylind, exhausted from fighting in the water.
CORN PO: Where are we?
CRAB: I think we're on Elafint Iylind!
CORN PO: I know that, but where?
CRAB: We're in Nebraska!
CORN PO: Wha--? No we're not!
CRAB: Yes we are, it says right there!
CRAB points at a sign that says "NEBRASKA". CORN PO stares at it in disbelief.
CORN PO: Wut.
CRAB walks over to the sign to prove his point.
CRAB: See? Right he--
He accidentally touches the sign while pointing at it, and a hole opens up underneath him.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
He slides down a long slide, which deposits him into a small, square room. He calls up to CORN PO.
Uh... I found a hole!
CORN PO yells down into the hole.
CORN PO: What, your black eyes didn't tell you that was coming?
CRAB starts walking towards the only thing in the room: a door.
CRAB: No, they did, I just... uh... You should come down here, it's cool!
He opens the door and steps into the doorway.
It looks like some sort of secret base or something!
This seems to interest CORN PO.
CORN PO: A secret base...
He steps into the hole and begins sliding down. He suddenly hears a computerized voice.
COMPUTER: Un-odd detected.
CRAB watches as a hole opens up at the bottom of the slide and CORN PO falls down it with a scream.
CRAB: That was weird.
He goes through the door and starts to explore. He sees various rooms, including the one with the un-odd detectors that the Presidents have been using. He eventually finds a room with a bunch of random objects stacked on shelves and piled on the floor. He looks around for a bit, then reaches for a rubber chicken, but stops when he hears a voice behind him.
VOICE: Touching that is not to do!!
CRAB turns around and sees PRESIDENT YIY standing in the doorway.
CRAB: Why not?
YIY: Cause then it would blow up.
PRESIDENT NA walks in with FUZZY and JR. CORN POPO.
FUZZY: Crab!
CRAB: Oh hey guys, how'd you get here?
NA: They--
CRAB: They must have been able to sense my black eyes. See, black eyes.
JR. CORN POPO charges CRAB.
JR. CORN POPO: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!
They run into a shelf, which falls over, scattering its contents. But then it suddenly rights itself, and everything that had fallen off rearranges itself.
CRAB: Uh... how'd it just do that?
NA: We has odded it to do that whenever it does a falls down.
FUZZY: What is all this stuff?
YIY: It is bunches of stuffs we odded to help us if any Elafint Iylinders attaked.
JR. CORN POPO: What do they do?
NA: Them all does different stuff.
The three animals go around for a while asking what random things do. They eventually come to a toy car just big enough for any of the animals to ride.
YIY: Oh that... is a... failed experimention.
NA: Ya. We is gonna has it throwed away on a far away island or something soon.
FUZZY: What's it supposed to do?
YIY: We triesd to make it a car that could drive itself...
NA: But it didn't work.
JR. CORN POPO: Why not?
NA: Well... just try not to calling it a kee, okay?
CRAB: Uh... What's a kee?
YIY: Well to explainize that we woulds has to say lotses of other things and that would takes a long time.
FUZZY: That's okay, you don't have to--
CRAB: But I wanna know!!!
Yiy: Okay! So us Flimmitses comed up with a big lot of words and the first ones was "quee" which is all humans and "eee" which is all other everythings.
JR. CORN POPO: So, we're eees and you're quees?
YIY: Ya.
NA: And then we comesd up with that there is two typeses of quees which is "kees" and "mees" and everyone is supposed to think that they is a mee and everybody else is a kee for some odd reason.
YIY: Ya and a argument about who is what is a "gee".
NA: Ya. See? Yiy, you're a kee.
YIY: WUT!!!! I'M A MEE!!!
NA: No. Tubbed. And you can gee pretty much as long as you wants to.
YIY: Or as long as It wants to.
NA: Ya.
FUZZY: That's weird.
YIY: No, odd.
NA: Ya.
The un-odd detector starts beeping from the other room.
O, what now??
The Presidents leave. FUZZY and JR. CORN POPO follow, but CRAB stays behind and whispers curiously to the malfunctioned car.
CRAB: Hey, car. You're a kee.
The car slams into him and hits a shelf, which falls down and then fixes itself.
Ow, my black eyes hurt.
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1.4: Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian
HumorA new live comedy show has come to Oddland! And guess what? It is odd! But whenever something odd appears on Oddland, there is always someone there to oppose it: Elafint Ylind's Un-Odd Committee. Who have they sent to un-odd this new show? Will it w...
