The dramatic music starts again as they walk out and face the army. The true size of this army can now be seen for the first time.
FUZZY: Oh... my.
CRAB: My black eyes are scared now.
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON stops in front of them; the army stops as well. He glares at them, and FUZZY gulps. CRAB keeps trying to walk away, but JR. CORN POPO pulls him back every time.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Get out of my way and I'll spare you.
The fear is apparent in FUZZY's voice.
FUZZY: Uh... no!
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON narrows his eyes.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: No?
FUZZY: Y-yeah, no!
CRAB whispers to FUZZY.
CRAB: Why not?
FUZZY: Crab, you dragged us into this, you're going to stay here!
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: And why will you not move?
JR. CORN POPO: We want to fight you!
CRAB: No we don't, I think we'll be going now!
FUZZY pulls CRAB back.
FUZZY: No, Crab! You're staying right here!
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Fight me?
He laughs, and rest of army laughs with him.
The so-called "Presidents" of so-called "Oddland" sent you to fight me??
JR. CORN POPO: How do you know where the Presidents are?
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON replies mysteriously.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I have my resources...
CRAB: Like black eyes?
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON ignores him.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I will give you one last chance. Step aside and show us how to get to the Presidents.
CRAB: Okay, they're--
FUZZY: No, wait! If they don't know how to get into Nebraska, we can use that against them!
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: So you choose to fight then?
FUZZY: Uh... I think so, yeah.
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON exhales quickly through his nose, signifying a laugh, then gives his army a casual command.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Get them.
The army runs at them. CRAB quickly takes a shirt of invisibility out of bag and crawls into it. FUZZY tightens bandana and starts knocking people out with super strength. CRAB soon starts laser-eyesing people with his laser glasses while invisible, saying "BLACK EYES!" every time he does it. At one point, a random soldier looks down and sees JR. CORN POPO banging her head on his leg uselessly and kicks her away. She gets up with a strange look in her eyes.
JR. CORN POPO: Hey! That was mean! Mean people make me... angry! And when I'm angry... something SNAPS IN ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While screech-yelling, she takes out a ton of soldiers (Unikitty style). The fight eventually reaches shore near the Nebraska sign. After a bit more fighting, most of the army is knocked out and the rest run away, except for the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON, who is looking around with a confused and angry look on his face. CRAB takes off the shirt of invisibility and joins FUZZY and JR. CORN POPO in waiting to see what the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON will do next.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: How-- how did--
FUZZY: We had a little help.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: The Presidents. WHERE ARE THEY??????
FUZZY: We're not gonna tell you.
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON growls.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I'll make you.
FUZZY: You think you can?
FUZZY jumps at him, but he's able to swat him away since he was expecting it. FUZZY lands on Crab, and his glasses break in half. JR. CORN POPO then does a weak attempt at her angry thing, but it doesn't work since she isn't actually that angry anymore.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I'm not like them!
He points at the unconscious soldiers.
They were just pawns! My pawns! This is my war! And I cannot lose it!!
CRAB gasps and whispers to the others.
CRAB: I know a way we can beat him!
He starts running towards Nebraska sign.
FUZZY: What is it, Crab?
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Where are you going?
CRAB: You'll see!
CRAB begins reaching for sign.
FUZZY: Crab wait NO!!
CRAB touches the sign and falls down the hole. The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON realizes what just happened. He looks at the other two and begins running toward the sign. FUZZY runs after him, and JR. CORN POPO quickly grabs their bag of extra gear before following. The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON goes down the hole, and they follow.
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1.4: Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian
HumorA new live comedy show has come to Oddland! And guess what? It is odd! But whenever something odd appears on Oddland, there is always someone there to oppose it: Elafint Ylind's Un-Odd Committee. Who have they sent to un-odd this new show? Will it w...
