FUZZY, CRAB, and JR. CORN POPO walk into Spoo Studios. RANDOM STRANGER is waiting there with CORN POPO, BEAN NANA, CORN YIY, and BEAN NA.
RANDOM STRANGER: Here they are, Fuzzy!
FUZZY: Wait, are you--
JR. CORN POPO: Corn Popo! I'm your biggest fan!
She runs up and hugs him.
CORN POPO: Uh... I don't even know you... help...
BEAN NANA runs into her.
JR. CORN POPO: Owie!
BEAN NANA: heeHEE!
CRAB: Oh, come on, that doesn't look like it hurts!
BEAN NANA narrows her eyes at him.
But it's probably just because of my black eyes. See? Bla--
BEAN NANA heeHEEs him. He flips onto his back.
BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!
CRAB: Ow, my black eyes hurt.
FUZZY: Hey, stop it!
CORN POPO: Yeah, stop it!
She heeHEEs him.
Owie!
BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!
FUZZY: Hey, I'm serious! You can't be on the show if you just keep hurting people!
CORN POPO: Yeah, we want to be on the show, don't we?
BEAN NANA: Okay, fine.
FUZZY: Yeah, and I really want you to be on the show so that I can redeem it from what happened today!
BEAN NANA: What was wrong with today?
FUZZY: Wha-- well, you know... with the person not being able to ask me the question?
CORN POPO: But it was funny!!
FUZZY: It-- it was?
JR. CORN POPO: See? Everyone loves me!
CORN YIY: And we got to eat--
BEAN NA: PIZZA!!
FUZZY: Well... okay... I still want you to be on the show... just as long as you promise to try your hardest not to mess anything up...
He gives BEAN NANA a sideways glare.
or... hurt anyone...
CORN POPO: Okay!
CORN YIY: Okay!
BEAN NA: Pizza!
BEAN NANA: Fine.
FUZZY: Okay then, just be backstage tomorrow by--
Suddenly, CORN PO bursts through the door, out of breath.
CORN PO: Hey... I... want... to be... on the show too!
CORN POPO, BEAN NANA, CORN YIY: CORN PO???
BEAN NA (AT THE SAME TIME AS OTHERS): PI-ZZA???
BEAN NANA: Where have you been??? We haven't seen you for almost a month!!!
FUZZY: Uh... what's going on?
CORN POPO: Where did you go when you ran away while we were fighting that guy???
CORN PO: What? Oh, uh... I'll uh... tell you later.
FUZZY: Who are you? What are you talking about?
BEAN NANA: He was one of the ones who came to rescue Corn Popo with me.
FUZZY: Okay...
CORN PO makes an annoyed growl.
And... you want to appear on the show too?
CORN PO: Yes, I do.
FUZZY: Uh...
CORN PO advances on FUZZY.
CORN PO: OH COME ON!!! IF THE BEARS ARE ALLOWED TO, THEN I SHOULD BE TOO!!!!
JR. CORN POPO: Hey, don't hurt my friend, cause when I get angry something snaps in me, and you don't want that happening!
CORN POPO: Like when I MAAH?
FUZZY: No, it's worse. Trust me. But I guess you can be on the show tomorrow...
CORN PO: Good.
FUZZY: Alright, as I was saying, just make sure you're backstage by quarter to 6 tomorrow.
He looks over to CRAB and JR. CORN POPO. CRAB is still on his back from being heeHEEd.
Come on, guys! Uh... Crab, are you okay?
CRAB: I don't know, but my black eyes hurt.
FUZZY: So, is that a no?
CRAB: I don't know, but my black eyes hurt.
He grabs CRAB by the tail and begins to drag him towards the door.
Fuzzy: Come... on... Crab!
Crab: No, my black eyes hurt!
FUZZY drags him out the door.
JR. CORN POPO: Bye-bye!
She leaves and closes the door. Everyone remaining immediately looks over at CORN PO.
CORN POPO: So... where have you been?
CORN PO: Places. I'll see you tomorrow.
He leaves. The camera follows him outside, then shows him from an overhead view. It zooms out. He eventually turns into a dot, and his surroundings turn into a kind of radar. As it zooms out further, it is seen that the radar is on a monitor inside the Presidents' secret base. YIY and NA are standing around it.
YIY: What is he doing?
NA: Or she, we doesn't even knows who it is yet!
YIY: Well, we should probliblibly get some peeps to try and figure out.
NA: Ya that's probliblibliblibliby a good idea.
Suddenly, the machine starts beeping crazily.
YIY: What does that about?
They both look at the screen. It shows a big dot of un-odd on Elafint Iylind, which has a small black-and-purple-ish cloud around it.
NA: What is that???
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1.4: Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian
HumorA new live comedy show has come to Oddland! And guess what? It is odd! But whenever something odd appears on Oddland, there is always someone there to oppose it: Elafint Ylind's Un-Odd Committee. Who have they sent to un-odd this new show? Will it w...
