*Above is an extremely random trailer that we made a long time ago for the original Fuzzy show (if I haven't said so already, this entire series is loosely based on videos that I had made a while ago with actual stuffed animals, random household objects, and drawn-on fingers).
A caption at the bottom of the screen reads "The next night". FUZZY, CRAB, JR. CORN POPO, CORN POPO, BEAN NANA, CORN YIY, BEAN NA, and CORN PO are standing backstage.
FUZZY: Okay, when I go out there, you just need to stay back here and stay quiet until I call you out. Okay?
Everyone nods. FUZZY walks out, waves to the crowd, and waits for the cheering to die down.
Hey, guys, welcome back to Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian, the show where you watch Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian (me) doing comedy things, on accident. Today, I would like to welcome back someone from yesterday. And guess what? He has black eyes!
CRAB comes onstage.
CRAB: Hello! I've got black eyes! See, black eyes!
Backstage is shown again, where all the others are waiting for FUZZY to call them out.
CORN POPO: So, why is your name Jr. Corn Popo?
JR. CORN POPO: Because I'm your biggest fan!
CORN POPO: Yeah, but... that would make it seem like... like I'm your daddy or something.
JR. CORN POPO: My daddy?
CORN POPO: Uh... yeah?
JR. CORN POPO: My daddy??
CORN POPO starts backing up slowly.
CORN POPO: Not actually...
JR. CORN POPO jumps on top of him and knocks him over.
JR. CORN POPO: DADDY!!!!!
The shout is heard from onstage. FUZZY and CRAB look in that direction.
FUZZY: Hey! I said be quiet!
JR. CORN POPO walks out, dragging CORN POPO behind her. FUZZY groans in frustration.
JR. CORN POPO: I found my daddy!
CORN POPO breaks free of her grasp.
CORN POPO: I am not your daddy!!!
JR. CORN POPO: Yes you are!
CORN POPO: No I'm not!!!
JR. CORN POPO: But we're both ducks and I'm Jr. Corn Popo, so you must be my daddy!
CORN POPO: Jr. Corn Popo's not your real name, you just call yourself that because you're my "biggest fan"!
CRAB: I'm pretty sure you are her daddy.
CORN POPO: How do you know?
CRAB: My black eyes tell me everything!
CORN POPO groans and looks towards backstage.
CORN POPO: I could use some help here! Uh oh!
He ducks :). BEAN NANA zooms over his head and knocks CRAB and JR. CORN POPO to the other side of the stage.
BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!
CORN POPO: Not that kind of help!
BEAN NANA heeHEEs him.
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