The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON is seen in his office. A CREEPY VOICE is talking to him
CREEPY VOICE: I thought that by now you would have come to trust my every word.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Okay, okay, okay, you were right--
CREEPY: Aren't I always?
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Yes, I just thought for sure that we could overwhelm them with sheer numbers--
CREEPY: True odd cannot be overwhelmed by anything but its opposite.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Yes, I know.
CREEPY: You should start to act on it, then. Your list of failures grows too long. Letting odd humans onto the island. Allowing Ninja Finger to escape. Thinking that people can have oddness sapped from them merely by exploding their buildings.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I-- I'm sorry--
CREEPY: Oh, I hope for your sake that you truly are. But no matter. Soon, none of your failures will matter.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Does this have to do with that thing on the map that... they... showed me?
CREEPY: That is not of your concern.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: But you know what it is.
CREEPY: Do you doubt my infinite knowledge, the knowledge I just used to find the most powerful people alive in the ways of odd?
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: No, no, of course not.
CREEPY: Good.
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON pauses for a moment, thinking.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: And... what about Corn Po?
CREEPY laughs slightly.
CREEPY: Don't worry about him. He will get his revenge.
CORN PO is seen in the center of the talking animals' village at night. He walks up to a notice board and puts up a notice that says "Corn Popo's rescuers, meet in forest tomorrow night. There will be pizza".
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1.4: Fuzzy the Stand-Up Comedian
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