Twenty: Picture Perfect

Our Blessing, Our Curse

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes!"

"Yes."

"Really?!"

"No."

"Forehead!"

"Pig."

"Sakura!!"

"Ino!!

"Donkey!!!"

An arguing Sakura and Ino stop and look at Sai as if he'd grown an extra head. Sai looks off in another direction whistling the tune to 'Death Note.' He side glances and sees an irritated Sakura and annoyed, and pregnant, Ino glaring at him.

"What? Everyone was saying a name." He says inching towards the door. 'Dammit. Why does she always have to come around when Uchiha's not here?'

Sakura turns her glare to Ino. "Your fiance's an idiot."

Ino spits back, "Well he was YOUR teammate long before he became my fiancé. So, who's to blame here huh?"

Sai bites back a chuckle as Isobu laughs heartedly in his mindscape.

Sakura growls loudly, "For the last time Ino-pig...the answer is...NOOOOO!!!!!!" Her loud voice wakes up a particular child on the other side of the village. Feeling a massive killer intent approach the house, Sai takes cover behind the couch. 'Oh man. Now they upset...her.'

The door to Sai's apartment flies off the hinges as a familiar friend stands there cover in a very dark and sinister aura. Sai quivers in fear as the girls stand there in shock.

In a calm voice the person speaks, "Girls. It just took us three hours to calm Boruto down and put him to sleep for his nap. Your childish bickering just woke him up."

They them stomp towards the two women and grab their collars. "You will stop this nonsense right not. Or I swear I promise to make your lives as miserable as mine has been for the past two days with a son that doesn't understand what the concept of sleep is!!!"

Ino and Sakura cower in fear under their friend's hard gaze. They both bow simultaneously, "We're so sorry Hinata-Sama!!! We promise it won't happen again!!!" They speak quickly and nervously.

Hinata sighs and calms down. "Why even bother? You guys are nothing more than the female Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun. Instead of NaruSasu, it should be SakuIno. Yeah. SakuIno. I'd definitely ship you guys."

The two girls get both flustered and annoyed with their friend and yell, "H-h-hinata!!!!" The said Uzumaki turns her heels and walks out feeling satisfied with her form of revenge.

Sakura gathers her decorations for her and Sasuke's wedding and storms out of the door. Sai sighs deeply. He gets up and begins to pack up all of Ino's ideas and decorations before walking towards the door.

"What are you doing babe?" Ino asks.

Sai looks at her with a raised eyebrow. "As if you don't know. You're never going to let Sakura live this one down so I may as well go on ahead and gather everything now since you were going to storm after her anyway."

Ino smiles and kisses his cheek.

Sai walks with Ino to Sasuke and Sakura's house. Kiba sees Sai and gives him a pat on the shoulder. "Ino and Sakura again?" Sai nods.

Kiba shakes his head. "I figured that. We saw Hinata heading that way earlier looking rather pissed."

"Yeah. She came in and silenced everyone. Even me and I wasn't even talking."

Kiba shivered. "Scary."

"Sai-kun. Come on."

Sai nods to Kiba. "Gotta run dude."

Kiba chuckles. "Good luck."

Sai deadpans as he catches up with Ino.

They make it to Sasuke and Sakura's house and Sasuke answers the door chuckling.

While Sakura and Ino continue to bicker about the wedding, Sasuke, Sai and Sarada look back and forth between the two.

Sai leans over and whispers, "How long do you think they're gonna argue this time?"

Sasuke shrugs in defeat, "As stubborn as the both of them are, it'd take a miracle to make this stop."

Sasuke opens his eyes and sees Sarada playing with the different sets of decorations on the table. "Sarada NO!!"

Everyone looks at the table and sees Sarada playing with the decor. Sai grunts internally, "Dammit. Now we're never gonna leave." Until he hears Ino and Sakura agree on the messy blessing Sarada created.

Sai and Sasuke look at each other and deadpan.

This wedding's gonna be a disaster.