Hisoka x reader The Little Timekeeper

Quite The Bumpy Meeting

                 Y/n's POV: "I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!! I SAID SORRY!!!" I screamed as I ran away. Just because I scratched a damn car. It was an accident, and I was sorry. But it seems to me as if the car were the owners life. I turned around to the next block jumping over the fire hydrant, and crashed into someone. Hard. The person, whoever it was, fell on the ground, and I landed right on top of him. I quickly got off the man. He also got up. I bowed, "Sorry sir, I do apologize dearly." He blinked, then began laughing. I blinked in confusion. Then I remembered the guy chasing me, and heard his voice. I ran into an ally way. The man who I bumped into stopped laughing, but his smirk was quite wide. He began staring straight at me. I shivered, this guy didn't seem to have a pleasant aura. I quickly ran through the ally way, making sure I didn't bump into anyone. Then I started my walk home. A lot of questions ran through my head, why did the guy I bumped into laugh at me. "You looked quite silly apologizing. I mean, you were bowing like a duck." I jumped, then turned around, "What the hell?! Why did you follow me like that?! And how did you know what I was thinking?!" He grinned. "Hell isn't a good word, you shouldn't use it. I followed you, my little fruit, because you looked amusing. I can read minds, quite the talent, right?" He answered, and I was quite dumbfounded. At almost everything. The point that he found me amusing, the fact that he can read minds, the fact that he actually read my mind, and what he was wearing. "You look like a jester." Am I serious? Why did I say that?! But I had to admit, he looked like a fool who ran away from a circus. He frowned. He turned his head, closing his eyes, "I do not look like a jester, and I most certainly do not look like a fool who ran away from a circus!" "Ah, sorry, forgot the reading minds thing."

 Hisoka's POV: I chuckled at her statement. "Well I shouldn't read your mind too often should I?" She nodded her head. How adorable she looked when she did that. Her eyes widened. "Uh, sir I'm only 20! I appreciate the comment but what the hell?" I jumped slightly. Then she winked, "You're not the only one who can read minds." "Okay then, a helpful piece of information, don't read my mind too often, there are some things that I would like to keep secret." She nodded again. "Sir, I have a serious question." "Yes?" "How much hair gel do you use everyday?!" I sweat dropped. Then I felt a drop of water fall on my nose. It started raining softly. She looked up. "Hey sir, follow me." I ran after her as she took off. She walked into a garage. There was a sleek jet black car. (The pic up there) She fished something out of her pocket. A key. Then she opened a drawer, which contained the car keys. "That's your car?" I asked, watching her. She shook her head. "I'm just going to...borrow the car." "So basically steal the car." "Yep. Now get in." I sat next to the driver's seat. She started the car. Then she zoomed out of the garage. I mean zoomed. She drove it into a tunnel. Then the speed started rising, making me reconsider her driving. "Y-you sure you can drive?" "Nope." "WHAT?!" "I just said I don't know how to drive." I sighed, if we still didn't crash then she should be fine.

           (Timeskip, brought to you by Hisoka's hair gel. Hisoka: AWWW, I'M OUT OF HAIR GEL!!!)

Hisoka's POV: I yelped as she swerved the car, dodging a truck falling down, but then the sound of sirens made me look back. "Miss..." "I know" Then she swerved the car off the bridge. "Take off your seat belt." She said, and I obeyed. Then she opened the car door and we both jumped out. I felt the impact of the water hit my face. I settled into the water, then swam back up. The Miss was already swimming to shore, and I swam with her. "Why'd you do that, Miss?" She glanced at me then shrugged, "It's fun." Fun. This lady has the craziest ideas of 'fun'. But I can't say that cause I did too. After much swimming, we came to a harbor wall. We both leapt out of the water. Then, the lady turned. "Hey, look, the car's about blow up." I turned and looked at where she was pointing, and sure enough, the car blew up in the water. She clapped eagerly, and I laughed. "Well, that was fun." I nodded. Then a question popped into my mind, "How are we going to get home?" I asked. She turned. "There's a car store over there," she said, pointing at the car store. "We could just steal one." "Okay, but this time, I'm driving." She shrugged "Fine."

      (Timeskip, brought to you all by Toyota. Okay, jk, they aren't gonna get a Toyota.)

 Hisoka's POV:     "Hey Miss, what is your name?" I asked the lady. "Y/n, what's your name?" "Hisoka." I was driving on the highway, it was dark and there were no cars except the occasional truck passing by. "Do you know what nen is, Y/n?" I asked. "Yes, I can use nen to time travel. Though it's quite a painful process." Eh? "What do you mean by that?" There was a still silence for a moment. "I lose one year to live every time I go back in time, and I lose someone I love when I go to the future." "So how many years do you have to live Y/n?" "1 year." I flinched in my seat, if she were to use anymore, she would die. "Is there a way you can get a year back?" I asked. She nodded. "Well then, how?" There was more silence following. "I can reset the years I have to live back to a hundred. But the way to do that is cheesy and pathetic." She snapped at me, signaling that she didn't want to talk anymore. I sighed, I guess she needed a Snickers.... you're not you when you're hungry.

(Well that was the first chapter done. Illumi: Yeah, a very short chapter. Hisoka: I think it was long enough, but not as long as my di- Me: OKAY THEN! See ya all in the next chapter. Hisoka: Oh well, bye, my lovely little precious adorable perfe- Illumi: He means to say bye. So bye. Me: No need to be rude. Bye.)