Cherry Bomb (Big Time Rush)

Stupid Cupid

James wanted to punch something. Do some bodily harm that would make him wind up on TMZ. And it was all because of the blond-now-brunette standing in front of him with a cocky grin.

". . .You changed your hair," James muttered quietly and Jett ran a hand through the locks of colored hair.

"That I did. My lady likes it," he said with a confident smirk and James wanted to kick something so hard right now. He remembered the blond that was standing next to him, a confused expression on his face and James smiled. The singer wrapped an arm around Kendall and pulled the blond close.

"Jett, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Kendall soon-to-be Diamond," James said with an equally confident smirk and Kendall rolled his eyes at the brunette. Honestly, what was the reason he was here? To be some kind of ornament for James to show off to all of his Hollywood friends? Not the way that he wanted to spend his Saturday night. In fact, he wanted to spend it at home with baby-crazed Carlos, kick his feet up on their old table that was ready to break at any moment, watch a couple of movies and laugh their heads off and then fall asleep on their lumpy couch to think about the baby names that Carlos kept throwing at him. But no, he's stuck here with a guy he didn't even like and needed to pretend he was head over heels in love with him. So, the blond rolled his eyes again.

And that little movement didn't get by Jett.

The brunette cocked an eyebrow up and glanced between the two, James beginning to smile nervously while Kendall still had the bored expression painted on his face.

". . .So. . .when did you guys get together?" the movie star asked and James smirked, his arm wrapped around the blond squeezing tighter.

"Oh a couple of months ago. Right after you left me for some rat thing, I was walking through the park collecting my thoughts when I came across this gorgeous catch," James exclaimed and Kendall wanted to throw up over how cheesy the story was already beginning to sound. . .no. . .oh shit. . .oh he really had to throw up, like right now. What is that horrid smell?. . .It was James. . .that god awful Cuda spray the brunette doused himself in just before they left the mansion. . .the baby didn't like it at all and Kendall felt his eyes fluttering and his head beginning to throb, gently trying to push the brunette away, but James kept a firm grip on him.

Dak started to notice the blond's strange behavior, Kendall's eyes looking at the heartthrob for help. Dak's eyes flickered back and forth from Kendall's growing sweaty face to James babbling on and on about how he and Kendall were so in love and was ten times more happier than he's ever been with Jett and the whole entire thing was making Kendall's stomach wretch and turn. Then he felt the brunette tip his chin up and sealed the small distance between them in a slow and passionate kiss. Kendall pushed away from James, feeling the vomit slowly beginning to rise and took off in a mad dash to desperately find a bathroom. Jett watched the retreating blond and turned to James' stunned face and Dak's nervous glances.

"Wow James. First you knock up an incredibly unattractive blond and now you're trying to lie to me?" Jett scolded with a mocking smile and James frowned.

"Lying about what?"

"You and I both know this was just a little screw up that you didn't know how to weasel out of. Poor baby."

"Fuck you, you two-timing tramp."

"Wouldn't you want to," Jett said with another smirk, already turning and walking away from the two before James could come back up with a witty retort. James turned to his friend, face red from embarrassment and Dak held his hands up defensively.

"Dude, he really needed to go to the bathroom."

"So? He couldn't have held it in for like five minutes?"