Pineapples...

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More Gn'R and Mötley Crüe references...

Me: Okay, I'm hosting this episode because Galaxy and Snow got into a fight with Axl Rose and Nikki Sixx...(looks at Moon)
Moon: Okay...I DID NOTHING EXEPT THROW AXL ACROSS THE ROOM!
Me: ROCKSTARS ARE UNPREDICTABLE OKAY!
Kinkajou: Can't you bring a nice one back?
Me: Are you okay with hugs?
Kinkajou: Yeah...
Me: BE RIGHT BACK! MOON! HOST THE SHOW!(Gives her an index card)
Moon: Uh...okay....this Dare is from @jadedragonfly101... She dares...Winter...to eat a pineapple...
Me: WAIT HOLD ON! I brought back a nice rockstar...
Kinkajou: Who?
Me: Steven Adler...
Steven: HIII!
Kinkajou: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWW! CAN I KEEP IT!
Me: Uhhh...
Kinkajou: (Petting Steven) HE'S SO FLUFFY!
Me: How did I see this coming...
Steven: Wow...MY NEW BEST FRIEND IS A DRAGON!
Me: HEY! AXL! NIKKI! STEVEN'S HERE!
Axl: NO! NO! NO!
Nikki: Touch me and die...
Snow: I can't believe we lost a fight to scavengers
Galaxy: Hey look...Steven's here...
Me: Steven, why don't you give Axl and Nikki a hug!
Steven: YAY! (Starts chasing Axl and Nikki)
Galaxy: Okay...Winter...
Winter: NO! NO! NUH-UH!
Snow: Does anyone have a pineapple?
Steven: (Magically holding a pineapple) Here! (Keeps chasing them)
Snow: Uh...Okay...Winter eat this...
Winter: No!
Axl: (Still running) You sound like Izzy when we try to feed him Duff's cooking...
Winter: Who?
Me: Izzy Stradlin and Duff Mckagan...
Winter: DON'T BRING ANY OF THEM BACK!
Me: Then eat the pineapple!
Winter: (Eats the outside)
Kinkajou:(Face-talon)
Winter: EWWWWW! (Runs off)
Me: Okay...Steven? Did you hug anyone yet?
Nikki trips on his 3 inch heels...
Steven: (Gives him a bear hug)
Kinkajou: AWWWW!
Me: Nikki? Learn your lesson yet?
Axl knocks over the webcam...

A/N: Yeah I put Axl, Nikki, and Steven in it...
AND LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM WHERE GUNS N' ROSES AND MÖTLEY CRÜE AND WINGS OF FIRE ALL WENT TO MY SCHOOL! BUT ALL THE ROCKSTARS WHERE MY AGE! THEN STEVEN SHOUTED "THE SCHOOL'S ON FIRE!" SO WE ALL RAN OUTSIDE AND HALF THE SCHOOL WAS ON FIRE! ALL THAT HAPPENED WHILE 'It's The End Of The World As We Know It' BY R.E.M WAS PLAYING! THEN A  MONSTER CAME OUT FROM THE FOOTBALL FIELD! THEN THE MONSTER LOCKED NIKKI AND TOMMY IN THE SCHOOL AND AXL TRIED TO KICK DOWN THE DOOR AND HIS FOOT CAUGHT ON FIRE! AND WHILE AXL WAS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO PUT OUT THE FIRE KINKAJOU TRIED TO MELT THE DOOR WITH HER VENOM! THEN WINTER FREEZED THE DOOR AND DUFF KICKED A HOLE THROUGH THE FROZEN DOOR AND FREED NIKKI AND TOMMY! THEN VINCE STOMPED ON AXL AND PUT HIS FIRE OUT! THEN WINTER STARTED FREEZING THE SCHOOL! THEN NIKKI'S HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE! AND SLASH DUMPED WATER ON NIKKI! AND THEN I WOKE UP!

Random Q and A:
Did than make ANY sense?

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