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Sorry I was lazy
And Axl feels a whole lotta pain in this chapter, I almost feel bad for the guy...naaaaaaaaaah

Axl: I'M BETTER!
Carnelian: I'M BIGGER!
Axl: I'M SMARTER!
Carnelian: I'M STRONGER!
Axl: At least I'm alive,
Carnelian: NOT IF I KILL YOU!
Axl: YOU'RE ANNOYING!
Carnelian: NO YOUR ANNO--
Galaxy: (pushes both of them offscreen) YOU'RE BOTH ANNOYING
Snow: (Laughing) HAHAHA! YOU JUST GOT PUSHED BY LIL' MISS CRAZY!
Galaxy:  WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN' AT?!
Snow: Nothing, nothing, 
Moon and Kinkajou walk in,
Kinkajou: WASSUP DRAGONS?!
Moon: Okay, we need to have a serious talk about that,
Winter: Being cool. YOU FAIL!
Axl: Being smart. YOU FAIL!
Umber: This is my life, these are my choices, and this is Turtle (points at a Turtle)
Turtle: What are you doing?
Umber: I honestly don't know,
Qibli: (To Turtle) Do you think Galaxy forgot about the dare?
Galaxy: Thanks for reminding me, it's for you...
Qibli: Aw crap,
Axl: OOOO! HE SAID A BAD WORD!
Snow: The dare is...
Axl: (keeps on talking to Qibli)
Galaxy: THROW AXL ACROSS THE ROOM AGAIN!
Qibli: My pleasure!
Axl: NO WAIT!
Winter: I WANNA DO IT!
Galaxy: Okay, okay, okay, fine, how about see who can throw him the farthest?
Carnelian: Can I try?
Snow: The more the merrier!
Axl: Come on, really?
Qibli: YEP! (Throws Axl across the room and into the wall)
Axl: (weakly) ow...
Snow: (scribbles something down on a notepad) 'bout ten feet
Kinkajou: Wow, he put a dent in the wall,
Winter: Oh that's nothin'
Winter picks up Axl, runs back to where Qibli is standing and chucks Axl through the window,
Winter: Boom.
Kinkajou: (looks out the window with Snow) That has gotta hurt,
Snow: 35 feet...(writes it down)
Carnelian: Oh please,
Axl: (slowly climbs back through the window) owww,
Carnelian: (picks up Axl)
Axl: If you do throw me, throw me down  TO THE PARADICE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY! OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME!
Carnelian: How about onto the Nightrain?
Qibli: How about in the jungle? Where you can meet Michelle and Mr. Brownstone, she'll call you crazy, and he'll be out ta' get you, then Michelle will catch you because it's so easy to catch you,
Carnelian: Screw this. (Throws Axl at the webcam)

Okay, lemme explain the Qibli's last line,
You all know Welcome To The Jungle, and Paradise City, but It's So Easy, My Michelle, Mr. Brownstone, Nightrain, You're Crazy & Out Ta' Get Me are all Guns N' Roses songs from their debut album, Appetite For Destruction,
Looks like this,

 Brownstone, Nightrain, You're Crazy & Out Ta' Get Me are all Guns N' Roses songs from their debut album, Appetite For Destruction, Looks like this,

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That's my Dad's cassette tape, if ya don't know what those are, look it up,It's one of these things, (I never realized how small my hands are until now

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That's my Dad's cassette tape, if ya don't know what those are, look it up,
It's one of these things, (I never realized how small my hands are until now...)

And here's Axl,

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And here's Axl,

He says glam sucks, but alas he's wearing lipstick

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He says glam sucks, but alas he's wearing lipstick...
I honestly forgot why I took this screenshot...
I'm done, remember to send in dares, cuz I need those

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