Winter The Waiter

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I'm LAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY
And kinda kept forgetting about this book...

Galaxy: KNOCK KNOCK!
Kinkajou: I'm out,
Winter: I'm going to regret this. Who's there?
Galaxy: A dare...
Winter: A Dare who?
Galaxy: A Dare for you!
Kinkajou: (laughs) HAHAHAHA THAT RHYMES!
Winter: Let's just get this over with
Turtle: Wait a sec... isn't it oddly quiet...
Slash: What'd I miss?
Steven: (Crashes through the roof covered with GLOW STICKS) OW! Oh, hi!
Kinkajou: GLOWING COMET METEOR-SLASH-PUFFLE-DUFF! Wait, it's just Steven...
Snow: (looks through the hole in the ceiling) Huh, I've always wanted a skylight...
Turtle: IT CAN FLY?!
Carnelian: NO YOU STUPID IDIOT! (Mutters) You handsome, idiot...
Everyone: WHAT?!
Carnelian: nothin'...
Turtle: IT CAN FLY?!
Steven:  glow stick power, yadda yadda blabity blah blah,
Galaxy: Why does that make sense?
Slash: Because he's Steven,
Galaxy: because he's Steven.
Steven: AYWAYS... What's the dare?
Galaxy: Winter has to  be the waiter for a date between QIBLI AND MOONWATCHER!
Everyone: WHAT?!
The whole village: WHAT?!
The whole Sky Kingdom and Sand Kingdom: WHAT?!
All of Pyrrhia: WHAT?!
The solar system: WHAT?!
Earth: WHAT?!
Martians: WHAT?!
The whole universe: WHAT?!
Qibli: YES!
Later...
Qibli: ...And a water for the dragoness,
Winter:... I WILL EAT YOU
Qibli: well , we would like to eat...our food, BA-DUM-TSS
Moon: Wow, you walked into that one,
Winter: Fine, here's your drinks, (freezes the table)
Qibli: Well, no need to freeze a table...
Winter: No need to be stupid...
Qibli: Oh, yesterday I say an ad for burial plots, and I thought to my self, that's the last thing I need,
Winter: YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT NOW! (Pounces on Qibli) AND THIS IS FOR MAKING TERRIBLE JOKES!
Moon: (running away) CHECK PLEASE!

Okay, at least it's shorter than four months...

The rockstars in this chapter:
Steven:
Being well... Steven

Slash: Sorry

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Slash:
Sorry... this is the only solo picture I have of him...

 this is the only solo picture I have of him

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