Kinkajou The Impersonator

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My own Dare no. 1

Galaxy: Okay, we've been gone for the last three episodes, mainly cuz I was sick,
Snow: and I just didn't wanna be here,
Galaxy: And here's the Dare that I had to come up with because YOU USELE--(Snow covers Galaxy's mouth)
Snow: DON'T TALk TO DRAGONS LIKE THAT!
Kinkajou: (Runs In) WHAT DID I MISS?!
Snow: Nothing. Where where you?
Kinkajou: Mick got bitten by Slash's snake and I had to go help him,
Galaxy: (Pushes Snow's talons off her snout) What'd you do?
Kinkajou: Knock him over the head with a baseball bat like a responsible dragonet,
Turtle and Umber walk in
Turtle: Hey, where are all the little scavengers with the crazy hair go?
Duff: Look behind you,
Izzy: HEY! DON'T HIT ME WITH YOUR TAIL!
Umber: Right there,
Qibli: (Walks in with Winter and Moon) Did we miss the Dare?
Carnelian: (Walks in) I thought these things left,
Izzy: Sorry Axl, didn't know you didn't like us anymore,
Duff: OH SNAP! (Snaps fingers in a z formation)
Carnelian: (sarcasm) yay...we got stuck with the sassy ones...
Izzy: OOH GIRL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!
Duff: (starts laughing)
Izzy: DUDE! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH!
Duff: (still laughing) SORRY....JUST....HAHAHA...THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING VINCE WOULD SAY! (Laughter breakdown)
Galaxy: CAN I JUST SAY THE DARE ALREADY!
Kinkajou: As long as it's not for me,
Galaxy: KINKAJOU! IMITATE VINCE! BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK IF RIGHT NOW!
Kinkajou: (Turns pink and white) (With a squeaky voice) HELLO L.A.! THIS IS VINCE NEIL EVERYBODY! O-M-G! IS THAT GLITTER?! HEY! IZZY OVA HERE JUST SAID SOMETHING TO MAH WIFE! IMMA GO PUNCH HIM! I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A LADY! WHATCHA TALKIN' ABOUT?!
Izzy:(slow applause)
Kinkajou: (normal voice) Thank you, thank you! (Takes a bow)
Galaxy: Wow, for once I can turn the webcam off without Nikki smashing it!
(Feed goes out)

Less rockstars, just Duff and Izzy, don't worry, it'll be different rockstars every time.

And there's this: yes Vince has a weird habit of posing with his mouth open like he's yawning,

And there's this: yes Vince has a weird habit of posing with his mouth open like he's yawning,

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Which led to me looking up the song: (don't own this video)

And there's also this picture someone drew:
Okay, the guy who thought Vince was a girl is Steven Tyler from Aerosmith
Other guy is Joe Perry (I think)
And then there's Vince,

And there's also this picture someone drew:Okay, the guy who thought Vince was a girl is Steven Tyler from Aerosmith Other guy is Joe Perry (I think)And then there's Vince,

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