THE TRASH CAN IS IMPORTANT!

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I'm out of dares again...

Galaxy: WASSUP?!
Snow: Okay, never say that again,
Nikki: Agreed.
Galaxy: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Nikki: You forgot to lock the door, (points at a door where the padlock is broken )
Galaxy: HOW DID YOU BREAK THAT?!
Nikki: Use Tommy as a battering ram. Simple.
Snow: How would that even work?
Nikki: Well, he's hard headed... (GET IT?!)
Snow: True...
Umber: (casually leans over to Galaxy) Which one's Tommy?
Galaxy: The dumb one...
Umber: Oh, who's that one? (Points at Nikki)
Galaxy: Dude, do you even open your eyes?
Nikki: Hey I--
Galaxy: Don't. You. Dare.
Nikki: Fine, I won't quote a song...
Tommy: (runs in with a trash can) LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Kinkajou: NOT NOW TOMMY! WE AIN'T IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!
Tommy: But...
Nikki: Are you questioning authority?
Tommy: LOOK AT THIS TRASH CAN!
Galaxy: Why?
Tommy: IT'S SHINY!
Snow: What is so important about this trash can?
Tommy: I found this! (Holds up a marker)
Winter: That's called a marker...
Tommy: OOH!
Qibli: Y'know, I'd love to insult you... but I'm afraid you'll be too dumb to understand it...
Tommy: Was that an insult?
Qibli: No, no, course not...
Tommy: I'm tired of you guys telling me I'm dumb!
Carnelian: Let's see... You though there was someone named "Whoever He Wants", you thought five plus two was twelve, or something like that...You ate a quarter...
Tommy: IT WAS SHINEY!
Carnelian: LET ME FINISH! And you also can't comprehend the idea of clothes,
Nikki: Okay, that is only sometimes...
Kinkajou: (hugs Tommy) We will get you the help you so desperately need, why are you sticky? (Drops Tommy into the trash can, he lands head first) I think we should probably throw it out.
Tommy: (muffled) I'M IT!? TAG TRASH CAN! NOW YOU'RE IT!
Moon: Three moons he does need help...
Nikki: Tommy, why don't you get out of the trash can?
Tommy: NO! THE TRASH CAN'S MY NEW TERROR TWIN!
Nikki: That's ridiculous, the trash can looks nothing like you,
Tommy: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Nikki: I have eyes,
Tommy: NO WAY! YOU HAVE THEM TOO!?
Nikki:

Nikki: Tommy, why don't you get out of the trash can?Tommy: NO! THE TRASH CAN'S MY NEW TERROR TWIN!Nikki: That's ridiculous, the trash can looks nothing like you,Tommy: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!Nikki: I have eyes,Tommy: NO WAY! YOU HAVE THEM TOO!?Nikki:

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Tommy: (knocks the trash can over and takes it off his head) What?
Nikki: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! (Smashes webcam on the way out)
Galaxy: NNNNNNNIIIIII--(feed cuts out)

I know, this is so random.
I have literally no idea why I made Tommy so dumb, in life he's probably smarter than that.
But it might have something to do with these:

But it might have something to do with these:

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Nikki literally grabs Tommy and starts banging his head on the table

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Nikki literally grabs Tommy and starts banging his head on the table. Then there's Vince laughing in the background. And if you ever find the 1985 interview on YouTube, Mick is right next to Vince just like "Why am I here? Why do you idiots have to be this way?
And...
THIS BOOK JUST HIT 7K! I'M SO HAPPY! THANK YOU FOR CONTINUING READING EVEN AFTER I SHOVED A WHOLE BUNCH OF RANDOM PEOPLE INTO IT AND ALSO PUTTING UP WITH ALL MY WEIRDNESS! OKAY, NOW BYE!

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