you are kinda hot

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*straightmg has logged on and started a conversation with beyoncemiqueen*

straightmg: i am loving the straight life, these girls are so hot 🔥😍
beyoncemiqueen: send me a pic of one of the girls you find hot
straightmg:

beyoncemiqueen: oh my like wow i think i might have to be straight for her too 😍😍😍beyoncemiqueen: like those tattoos, that choker, her hair, the makeup

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beyoncemiqueen: oh my like wow i think i might have to be straight for her too 😍😍😍
beyoncemiqueen: like those tattoos, that choker, her hair, the makeup. she's gorgeous 👅👅
beyoncemiqueen: don't forget the red lipstick! imagine what her mouth would look like wrapped around
straightmg: PLEASE DONT FINISH THAT
beyoncemiqueen: a lollipop
straightmg:🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
beyoncemiqueen: so when are you going to tell me that that isn't a girl and that you are super gay???
straightmg: that's a girl
beyoncemiqueen: and i'm jay-z
straightmg: tell beyoncé i said hello
beyoncemiqueen: what

*straightmg has logged off*

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beyoncemiqueen: mg
beyoncemiqueen: m_____ g_____!!!
beyoncemiqueen: queen mg
mxmg: what do you want?
beyoncemiqueen: did i hurt your feelings earlier?
mxmg: wtf no you were just super annoying like usual, that's all. don't get all crybaby on me now
beyoncemiqueen: i just thought you'd leave me forever!!! :-(
mxmg: you haven't annoyed me that much yet 🙄
beyoncemiqueen: you are so sweet 😍❤
mxmg: duck off
mxmg: i mean fuck, stupid autocorrect
beyoncemiqueen: anyway who was the cute man in your picture
mxmg: me
beyoncemiqueen: you are kidding
mxmg: no no i'm not
beyoncemiqueen: you are kinda hot
beyoncemiqueen: not even kinda, like super hot
beyoncemiqueen: like you can burn people like of hot
mxmg: stop it
beyoncemiqueen: marry me?

*mxmg has logged off*

beyoncemiqueen: fuck me

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