mx. mitch grassi

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mxmg: i am going to move to paris
beyoncemiqueen: better start packing right now bc america is going downhill
mxmg: all hail mr donald trumpet!!
beyoncemiqueen: i think we will have to get a divorce
mxmg: like you would ever want to divorce me 💁
beyoncemiqueen: you right, you tight
beyoncemiqueen: oh my god i meant right
beyoncemiqueen: i'm sure you are tight too ;-)
mxmg: OMG IM

*mxmg has left the chat*

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*beyoncemiqueen has started a chat with mxmg*

beyoncemiqueen: what does mg mean
mxmg: it is the initials of my first and last name
beyoncemiqueen: michael goody
beyoncemiqueen: mittens goo
beyoncemiqueen: mickey grindr
mxmg: you are an idiot 🙄 it's mitch
beyoncemiqueen: cute name, mitch grindr
mxmg: 🖕🖕🖕
beyoncemiqueen: what about mx??
mxmg: it is like the gender neutral of mr. and mrs?
beyoncemiqueen: wow you are so cool
mxmg: thx babe ♥️
beyoncemiqueen: omg the incredible mx. mitch grindr called me babe and gave me a heart emoji, i died and went to heaven
mxmg: grassi
beyoncemiqueen: what?
mxmg: it's mitch grassi
beyoncemiqueen: i am in love with mx. mitch grassi

*mxmg has logged off*

beyoncemiqueen: one day he'll confess to me

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