the hangover

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*scotthoying added basscannonkaplan, kirstmal, nickcole, and koswole to the chat*

scotthoying: alright guys listen up! i have a terrible hangover, so no screaming in the chat pls
scotthoying: anyway mitchie's birthday is coming up soon and i don't know what to get him.
kirstmal: give him yourself
scotthoying: too bad, i live in la :(
koswole: Perhaps, you could ask him to be your boyfriend. Your anniversary would be on his birthday every year. Personally, I think it's cute.
basscannonkaplan: i do agree with kevin.
nickcole: why not just send your present with me or kirstie before i leave back to texas?
scotthoying: great idea.
kirstmal: i'm so excited for my baby mitchie! he's growing up!

*scotthoying added mitchgrassi to the chat*

mitchgrassi: HEY GUYS!!! 😊
koswole: Hey, Mitch! Do I have to come early for soundcheck or anything?
mitchgrassi: PLS JUST BRING ME SOME MORE COFFEE!!
basscannonkaplan: i'll bring you it, how about that? and i usually don't do sound checks because i break mics.
mitchgrassi: NBD!!! 😊😊😊 WE WILL JUST RUN THROUGH IT WITHOUT THE MICS
mitchgrassi: IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TOO
mitchgrassi: YOU KNOW KEVIN DOES THIS THING CALLED CELLO-BOXING?! IT IS SO COOL
scotthoying: mitch, why in the fuck are you yelling? i have a huge hangover right now, babe.
mitchgrassi: .. oh. i'm so sorry, daddy. i had lots of caffeine.
mitchgrassi: i'll just leave until it gets out of my system.
scotthoying: maybe, you should.
nickcole: back your tall cute ass up, hoying. i don't think you should be scolding mitch at all.
kirstmal: you know he stayed up and waited to make sure you were safe on your way back to the hotel room. it was two am in texas and he stayed up, knowing that he would have to be up at five.
kirstmal: this is the most important show of his tour and if he butchers it, it's all on you.
kirstmal: you better say an apology to him or i'll come over there and make you get another hangover with how hard i will slap your head.
scotthoying: oh my God, i didn't know. i'm so sorry, mitch. i l-like you so much and i hope you enjoy tonight, okay?
mitchgrassi: aWWWWW THANK YOU, DADDY! I LIKE YOU SO MYCH TOO 😊❤😍
basscannonkaplan: i kind of wish that scott got hit upside the head
scotthoying: fuck off, avi.
basscannonkaplan: wish i could, scott.
kirstmal: not trying to interrupt the 👬 that is happening
kirstmal: but look @ us girls
kirstmal:

mitchgrassi: daddy i didn't know you had a tattoo of texas on your finger?scotthoying: i got it after you told me you lived there, plus it is home

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mitchgrassi: daddy i didn't know you had a tattoo of texas on your finger?
scotthoying: i got it after you told me you lived there, plus it is home. it's where i started. it's like the bottom and i'm almost at the top now
mitchgrassi: i thought i was your bottom??¿¿
nickcole: mitch!
basscannonkaplan: scott really doesn't have eyebrows
scotthoying: THEY ARE BLOND
koswole: Don't yell, you have a hangover.
scotthoying: 🙄🖕🖕🖕🖕
mitchgrassi: that's my job, daddy 😘😉😘😘😉👅😜
kirstmal: omg i'm going to throw up
scotthoying: just wait till tonight, baby boy 👅😉😘❤👬💕🤰🏻
kirstmal: sCREAMS HE JUST PUT THE PREGNANT EMOJI
nickcole: i'm so shook right now! scott, that's supposed to be me??
scotthoying: i can make you pregnant too, nic
mitchgrassi: ONLY ME DADDY!! YOU ONLY MAKE ME PREGNANT!!!
scotthoying: yes, my queen.
basscannonkaplan: whatever shook is, i'm that now too.
koswole: Amen.

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