happiness doesn't last

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kirstintaylor: i'd like to thank everyone who made mitchy's birthday a success
kirstintaylor: tbh mitch would want me to really only thank scott but that would be rude lol
nickcole: no thanking me for the expensive booze and giving you hoodlums a place to crash?!!!
koswole: I would like to thank Nicole for the endless supply of water and delectable food that you made us.
basscannonkaplan: i would also like to thank you, nicole
nickcole: i love feeling cherished. u are both welcome!! mayb i will just throw a party for the 2 of u
scotthoying: i love waking up to bad grammar with a hangover
scotthoying: it's what i live for
kirstintaylor: well look who woke up on the wrong side of the bed!!!! :-)
mitchgrassi: shhh scott you are sassing too loud
basscannonkaplan: wait you both are in the same room?
mitchgrassi: *same bed
nickcole: oh my pls don't tELL ME YOU BOTH ALREADY HAD S*X
scotthoying: what can i say? mitch is too sexy 😉😉
kirstintaylor: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
mitchgrassi: jk i wish he was in bed with me lol but look
mitchgrassi:

 u are both welcome!! mayb i will just throw a party for the 2 of uscotthoying: i love waking up to bad grammar with a hangoverscotthoying: it's what i live for kirstintaylor: well look who woke up on the wrong side of the bed!!!! :-)mitchgrassi: ...

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mitchgrassi: mY PRINCESS IS SO CUTE
koswole: Wow, Scott. Way to tell me you brought Wyatt.
scotthoying: sorry dad i didn't know you wanted to see him
koswole: 🙄
kirstintaylor: wait if you're not with mitch, scott. where are you?
scotthoying: texas
kirstintaylor: wow
scotthoying: i'm at my mom's whyyyy
kirstintaylor: i thought you would be at your boyfriend's???
mitchgrassi: lol boyfriend's
nickcole: ARE YOU SERIOUS HOYINGGGG?!?????!!!??
scotthoying: ?????????? i think y'all forgot i was blond
nickcole: yOU HAVENT ASKED MITCH TO BE YOUR BOYFREIND
mitchgrassi: I before E, except after C, nicci!!!
nickcole: thank goodness there isn't an i and e in fuck off!!
kirstintaylor: sl*y, nic!!
mitchgrassi: 🖕🖕🖕
scotthoying: no, i haven't asked him.
kirstintaylor: and why not?
scotthoying: i... i don't do relationships, kirstie.
mitchgrassi: what in the hell?
mitchgrassi: you just came down here to make me the happiness man alive and give me a fucking diamond necklace with an S on it for nothing?
scotthoying: it wasn't for nothing.
mitchgrassi: i fucking showed you the song, scott. the one i wrote for you. i literally put my heart on the table, just for you to stab it continuously in front of me.
scotthoying: mitch, i like you.
mitchgrassi: you don't like me enough to try to be committed.
scotthoying: babe.
mitchgrassi: don't you fucking babe me. you are a fucking coward.

*mitchgrassi has logged out*

kirstintaylor: scott..
scotthoying: save it, i fucked up.

*scotthoying has logged out*

nickcole: kirstie and i going to check up on mitch. kevin and avi, please check up on scott.
basscannonkaplan: got it.
koswole: I hope they are okay.
nickcole: don't we all..

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