Yuuri x Reader-- noods

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"Yuuri, stop moving. I'm going to cut your ear off if you keep moving." You complained tilting his head to the side

"I think you already did" he said tearfully

"Oh shut up" you said smacking him on the head

"Owww~" he complained

Suddenly your phone buzzed and you looked over to see what it was.

"Hey look! A book I've been writing just reached 1k reads!!!" You squeaked happily. You didn't realize that you just buzzed a large chunk of hair off of Yuuri.

"Y-Y/N, did you j-just" he said eyes widening, touching his new bald spots

"OMG! Yuuriiiiiii, I'm so sorry!!! I'll go get a weave for you. Wait up!!!" He said scrambling towards your drawer of weaves. (You have one for some reason)

"No, wait. I don't want a weave. That'll make me look stupider" he said flustered

"Really? I think this pink one might fit you well" you said holding it out

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)?" He said. It looked like he was about to pass out

"HEY! You know I can't understand text face language!! How cruel of you to say something I won't know. Wait, DID YOU SAY I WAS UGLY???" You shrieked

"W-what no!!! I think you're beautiful" he said pulling you close

"W-whatever" you said only blushing "your hair strands are getting in my face"

"Ehe, sorry" he said

"You know I just realized. Your bald spots spell out some kind of word" you said looking closer at the spots

"It says............... send nudes" you said tracing them with your finger

"WHAT??? Omg give me that weave" Yuuri cried almost rushing toward the drawer.

"W-wait! I read it wrong. It's says thanks for 1k reads??" You said, wandering what that meant

-:-:- meanwhile -:-:-

Me: *checks wattpad*

Also me: HOLY FFFFFF 1K READS WHATTAYSYAYAYSHWKDJCNOWJCKDOWJJXOWOZKWOZOXKEKOKZKS

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THANKS SMMMMMMM FOR 1K READSSSS!!! IM LIKE HYPERVENTILATING!!

Sorry about this sucky chapter again. I don't understand why I have 1k reads. I literally have no inspo for anything. I don't deserve thisssss

Once again thanks sooo muchhh T-T

I want to do something, like a contest or something but idk... we'll see

AHHHH THANKSSSSS

XOXO ANIME ORANGEE

*SCREAMS* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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