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If you have $20 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly the entire world's economy is shaken.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris managed to count to infinity.. twice!

When Chuck does push-ups he doesn't move, the earth moves.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris has a bear carpet in his house, the bear isn't dead its just afraid to move.