Teacher: ok, I am your new teacher. To help me out with separating your intelligence levels, whoever thinks they are dumb, please stand up.
*kid stands up*
Teacher: what is your name, little boy?
Kid: Jimmy
Teacher: why do you think you are dumb, Jimmy?
Kid: oh, I don't, I just didn't want you standing up there all by yourself.

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