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*washing my car*

Neighbor: are you washing your car?

Me: no, in watering it to see if it will grow in to a bus.

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Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated in a whole, well more than a while, but anyway. I am very sorry. I've been busy with Summer exams and all, but now I'm on my Summer holidays so I have no excuses for not updating!!
I have one question, what should I call you guys? I need like a pet name or something! Please submit ideas!!!
I'll update this week if you do, and the person who submits the one I pick will get a dedication: )
Bye guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope to see you soon!
Also thank you to everyone who goes out of their way to comment and vote for this: ) you guys are the best: )