Frank started to cry after hearing those words. He managed to scream something into the telephone that changed Barry's life forever. "YOU'RE THE HOE THAT RUINED MY OATMEAL BATH!!!!!!" Was violently spoken out of Frank's mouth. Barry didn't know how to respond to these harsh words. But after half an hour of silence, Barry finally spoke up. "Frank, bby, I didn't mean to hurt you. I just need you to come to the castle to be my princess. That's all that I ask! We can even fill my diamond-encrusted pool with oatmeal if you want... I'll do anything to make you smile!!!". Frank still didn't accept the devilishly handsome bee's request.
"BARRY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I DO NOT LOVE YOU??? EVA IS THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS THAT KEEPS ME SMILING WITH DANK MEMES! YOU WILL NEVER BE AS KIND AS HER, YOU UGLY SWEATER- WEARING INSECT!! I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!!" Barry's eyes began to fill with hot tears. He was so heartbroken. He will never get to bathe in oatmeal with his blue-haired bby. As he quietly sobbed, he hung up his gold-encrusted Bluetooth earpiece like he was a member of the C.I.A. He flew over to his bed and thought of a plan. 'I know the perfect way to get Frank to love me. I just need a disguise.' Barry went on eBay and searched 'Brendon Urie full-body jumpsuit.' Yup, that's right. He was going to disguise himself as one of Frank's most beloved musicians. The Beebo himself.
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The Oatmeal Fic | CrankThatFrank
FanfictionAll Frank wanted to do was take an oatmeal bath. But life isn't that easy. (I am truly sorry for this, Frank.) Started and finished this in 2017. Sometimes I come back to edit things.
