As Frank began to respond to Josh's threat, something hit him. Literally. Tom Cruise threw a asteroid at Frank's head. The blue-haired meme-loving machine began to lose consciousness and fell to the concrete.
All he felt was a warm enveloping feeling around him. Was it Eva's loving arms? Could it be Brendon Urie congratulating him on being a true yeemo?
As Frank began to wake up, he smelled something familiar. Oatmeal. That was a dream?! 'So Eva is okay!' Frank though to himself. He jumped out of the oatmeal tub, fully naked, and ran to the living room to see if his beautiful girlfriend would be there. There she was. Sitting on a recliner. Frank only saw the back of her head from where he was standing, so he walked up to her.
"EVAA--?????!!" This in fact, was not Eva. It was something made out of entirely evil.
Barry B. Benson.
TO BE CONTINUED...?
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The Oatmeal Fic | CrankThatFrank
FanficAll Frank wanted to do was take an oatmeal bath. But life isn't that easy. (I am truly sorry for this, Frank.) Started and finished this in 2017. Sometimes I come back to edit things.
