The Oatmeal Fic | CrankThatFrank

thanks, sweaty ;)

"Is it still me that needs your sweat?"

Brendon turned around to see that fat ass bee named Barry. He looked up and down at him, wondering how a bee can talk and how it's possible that a bee can have human features. He looked at Barry directly in his eyes. "Uh...Are you a fan? Do you want to take a picture with me?" Brendon asked nervously. Barry had to lie to get what he wanted. The forehead sweat. Barry faked a smile and responded with, "O-oh yeah, I am!!! I would love to take a picture with you, Beebo-kun!!! Rawr XD!!11!!" Brendon was pretty terrified of Barry but still agreed to take the picture with him. Barry took his phone out of his imaginary pants and placed it in front of them to take a selfie. As Brendon was about to smile for the picture, he realized something. "Um, I didn't catch your name exactly, but um, Mr. Bee, sir, but why did your phone just violently shake, drop to the ground, explode into flames, then open a portal to the underworld?". Barry finally gave up and told the truth to Brendon.
"Well, you see, I'M A DEMON FROM THE UNDERWORLD THAT NEEDS YOUR SWEAT, SO I CAN TRANSFORM INTO YOU AND FINALLY GET TO BE WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE...FRANK GIOIA." Barry said with a demonic voice and red, blood-dripping eyes that pierced into Brendon's nonexistent soul. Brendon chuckled and responded to Barry right away. "NO WAY DUDE!! I'M A DEMON TOO!!". After Brendon said that he turned into his ultimate form, he had bluish-gray skin, large horns on his shoulders and forehead, yellow eyes, fangs, mighty wings, and claws that looked like they could kill you at any second. Brendon turned towards Barry dramatically and said

"Hey, maybe we can be friends?".

(What's even happening anymore? I feel like Frank isn't the main focus any more HELP. Hopefully, I'll resolve this in the next 789 chapters.)