Frank found himself crying on the sidewalk in front of his house. He didn't know what to do anymore. Things were so complicated in his life at the moment. He got up from the ground and decided to sit on his porch and take out his phone. He saw a very mysterious video pop up in his recommended videos on YouTube.
He decided to play it on the highest volume setting. He heard those ear-piercing sounds of the recorder and instantly thought of something he can do to resolve the romantic issues he was going through. "I BET THAT BITCH-ASS BEE NAMED BARRY TOOK EVA AWAY FROM ME! THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IS TO KILL HIM!" Frank screamed out, scaring his entire neighborhood. Was Frank going to become a murderer for his beloved?
(This chapter was crap. Oh well.)
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The Oatmeal Fic | CrankThatFrank
FanfictionAll Frank wanted to do was take an oatmeal bath. But life isn't that easy. (I am truly sorry for this, Frank.) Started and finished this in 2017. Sometimes I come back to edit things.
