Frank and Tom Cruise began walking out of Frank's house and headed straight to the garage, where Frank's Pepe the frog motorcycle was. "Ummm, sorry, Tam Cruz, but this motorcycle is only going to fit one person. You can walk or something. But I'll be taking this sweet bby to Barry Muthafawkin Benson's house." Tom looked very sad, but still obeyed Emo Dad's order. "SEE YOU LATER, SUCKER!!! HAHA XD!!" Shouted Frank at Tom. Frank began rising into the sky on his Pepecycle, determined to get Eva back from Barry's grimy insect hands.
About a half an hour had passed when Frank got the sudden realization that he did not have a single idea of where Barry's castle could be. He took his phone out from his pocket and decided to go search on Google Maps. He typed in Barry's name, and his luxurious castle had appeared. He lived only fifteen minutes away from where Frank was currently floating. FRANK THAN SHIFTED INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, WHICH BROUGHT HIM TO BARRY'S CASTLE IN A MILLISECOND. "GET👏ON👏MY👏LEVEL,👏" said Frank. He parked on the ground in front of Barry's place. He walked silently to the front door. He then rang the doorbell, like the gentleman he was. As the door began to creak open, he saw a familiar face.
T'WAS JOSHUA WILLIAM DUN TO BE EXACT.
Frank was in shock to see Josh standing there. They hadn't talked in thousands of years, due to their relationship failing in 456 A.D. "Joshua Dun..." Frank stated. "Thought I would never see you again."
"This will be your last time seeing me Frank, cause you'll be dead before you know it."
(HOLY MOLY IM BACK YALL.)
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The Oatmeal Fic | CrankThatFrank
FanfictionAll Frank wanted to do was take an oatmeal bath. But life isn't that easy. (I am truly sorry for this, Frank.) Started and finished this in 2017. Sometimes I come back to edit things.