Meanwhile in the village, the tavern was a buzzed with drunkards and tavern maids handing out alcohol, while a certain Turk was sitting next to the fire with his friend sitting by him. "Rejected, humiliated, utterly dejected. It's more than I can bear!" Sadik yelled as he angrily tossed his drink into the fireplace.
"More rakı," Rasym offered. "And forget Isabella. She's just one girl, they are plenty of denizde balıklar," before motioning towards the Bimboes who were squealing in delight that Isabella did not accept his proposal.
"Great hunters do not waste his time on rabbits," Sadik insisted slouching further in his fur covered seat.
Rasym:
Gosh it disturbs me
To see you this way
Looking so down in the dumps!
Every guy here wants to be you
Even when taking your lumps.
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why!
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Bimbos:
Perfect, a pure paragon!
Rasym:
You can ask Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you what team
They prefer to be on!
Rasym and Chrous:
Who plays darts like Sadik!
Who breaks hearts like Sadik!
Rasym:
Who's much more than the
sum of his parts like Sadik?
Sadik:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Rasym and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Sadik!
Sadik:
I needed encouragement--thank you, Rasym!
Rasym:
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! ...Too much?
Sadik:
Yep
Chorus:
No one fights like Sadik
Douses lights like Sadik
Rasym:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Sadik!
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La Bella y la Bestia
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