How to Over Describe Random Sentences

Over Describing Fandoms (Sherlock Edition)

I pace outside the hall, anxiously waiting for my friend. I pause and read one of the many posters plastered on the walls.
"Sherlock Fandom Reunion." I read aloud.
"That's right." Said a voice behind me. I turn to find my friend. "Ready?" She asked.
"As I'll ever be." I reply, sighing. We both walk through the doors into a room overflowing with people, with and without cosplay. Sherlock theme music is drowned out by the amount of noise everywhere. We pass a girl with her head in her friend's shoulder, sobbing. I stop and approach them.
"What's wrong with her?" I ask her friend.
"Spoilers." She replied gravely. I nod my head and walk back to my friend.
"Poor kid. She must be heartbroken." I say to my friend.
"It happens too much." My friend replies. "Also, I forgot to mention. Please do not say anything about your ship."
"What? You mean MyStrade?" I say. The entire room goes quiet, and everyone looks at me. I began to feel like I did something wrong.
"I'm sorry, but that ship isn't welcome here." My friend says. She steps away from me and everyone makes a circle.
"We must banish those who speak of ... 'it'." She says pointing at me. I begin to feel a sense of betrayal.
"Hey! You're my friend!"
"I am not friends with you no longer. TAKE HER AWAY!" Two people grab my arms and begin dragging me towards the window. I struggle against their strength but it was no use. Someone opens the window and I was shoved out the window, the two people still hanging on, and the ground metres beneath my feet. My friend approaches me from the window.o
"You have been sentenced to death for shipping MyStrade where JohnLock is the superior ship." She announces loudly. She leans closer to me, her breath smelling of Pizza. "After we're done with you, not even Sherlock will figure out who did it. Heck, he wouldn't even find your body. Goodbye." After she speaks the people let go of me, and I fall down to my death.