Victor.

Replies #2

Aarushi Tiwari:

Q. If Zayn proposes you, what will be your reaction?

By Devaki.

Aarushi: Well, Ms. Devaki, I haven't rejected many people in a while...I will agree only if he succeeds in impressing me. Trust me girl, I get impressed only when I want to.

Q. Zayn ki zindagi jhand kab karegi?? I mean shadi??

By Sara.

Aarushi: Mujhe uski life jhand karne ke liye usse shaadi karne ki koi zarurat nahi hai. Meri upastithi kaafi hai.

Q. Which type of proposal would you like by Zayn?? A date or giving a rose and why?

By Sristi.

Aarushi: Rose??????? (*dies laughing*) I would end up tearing the entire flower😂😂😂😂😂😂.

If Zayn can get Namish to shutup for a while, I'll marry him.

(*Namish yells in the background*)

(*Aarushi throws her chappal at him*)

(*A loud thud is heard*)

Oops! Did I kill him by mistake? I feel guilty now. Actually, nah! I don't give a fu...

Q. Who is the coolest? Parul or the great Parul?

By Parul.

Aarushi: Parul, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO POKE MYSELF WITH A TWIG.

(*rolls eyes multiple times.*)

☆Author's Question: If you chanted 'Bloody Mary' loudly in the washroom 11 times at midnight, what would happen?

Aarushi: My mother would yell at me to shut the hell up and sleep.

Zayn Malik:

Q. When will you propose Aarushi?

By Devaki and Sara.

Zayn: Um...I don't have the guts to ask her out. What if she throws me into a pack of wolves for them to feed? Instead of asking Aarushi out for dinner, I would become dinner for some weird ass Wolves. Although, I'll try soon. When the situation is better.

☆Author's Question: Marry me, Sir.

Zayn: Taken.

Author: (gasps) Hold up, buddy. I am the author. How the heck are you taken?! I didn't write anything about your relationship status.

Zayn: Taken by Aarushi.

Author: I am Aarushi.

Zayn: What?

Author: Argh! Chuck. It's too complicated.

Sara Singh:

Q. What do you know about Abhishek's past?

By Devaki.

Sara: Bruh, I didn't even know him till he entered the house. How the hell will I know anything about his past? But I have noticed something fishy between him and Devaki. I bear no grudges against Devaki. She is my good friend. It's just that I'm curious. I have a strong liking towards this boy and he seems to have a past which he doesn't speak about.

Wait.

Why is your name Devaki?

(*Devaki dies*)

Q. Meri Jethani kab banegi?

By Parul.

Sara: Mein tumhari Jethani kyun banungi? Tumhara jeth kya Zac Efron hai?

Mein Parul Patle ki Jethani banungi. Agar uske Jeth mein mujhe propose karne ki akkal hogi toh. Warna mein moisture mein doob marungi.

☆Author's Question:  Would you ever obey Swami Om's instructions?

Sara:  I would rather be in Jurassic Park.

Abhishek Nigam:

Q. Why does Devaki behave differently infront of you?

By Devaki.

Abhishek: Shouldn't you ask this to yourself rather than me? You're Devaki. Not me.

Q. Kya kiya hai Devaki ke saath?

By Sara.

Abhishek: Zyaada se zyaada uske saath Garba kiya hoga...college mein...

Q. Oye Jeth ji!!! Bas itna hi kehna tha!😂😂😆😂😂😂😆😂😂

By Parul.

Abhishek: Yeh kaun pagal hai? Tab se Jeth ji! Jeth ji! Ki ratt laga rakhi hai.

Ma'am I think you're unwell.

☆Author's Question: You look like a penguin. How do you manage to do that? Even I wanna learn this art.

Abhishek: No shave November.

Sameeksha Sinha:

Q. What if Sumedh names your daughter Chammak Challo?

By Devaki.

Sameeksha: I'll chop off his manhood. He won't be able to produce more children then let alone name them.

(*Sumedh: Ouch! Nahi baby, kabhi nahi...Hum apne bacche ka naam Rangeela rakhenge...*)

(*Sam sharpens her knife*)

Q. What if Sumedh ditches you and proposes Bandana?

Sameeksha: No issues. Yudhveer mere hisse ka badla bhi khud le lega. (*checks out her nails*)

Q. Bro! Merko darana kab band karegi?

By  Parul.

Sameeksha: 30th February, 2017.

☆Author's Question: If you had the chance to either save Nivi from drowning in water or Grab a bite at Burger King what would you do?

Sameeksha: Simple. Go to Burger King. DUH!  =°_°=