Victor.

Ch.9~The Sadhu Sanyasi

The music started playing and the main door opened. A guy dressed in a Sadhu's attire hopped inside the house. Everyone looked at him in awe.

Here and there the housemates danced. Not because of the baba's entry but because they got an opportunity to dance.

Soon, the music died down and everyone panted.

"Namaste, gharwalo! Mein hun Swami Om, iss show ka asli veejeta!" The Swami announced. Sameeksha showed him her tongue.

"Ohhh, toh aapko pata hai ki aap iss show ko jeetne wale hai...toh guys, why are we here? Humein yahan se chale jaana chahiye kyunki iss show ka winner already declare ho chuka hai..." Sumedh said trying hard not to laugh.

"Ji..." Om replied.

"Ji?!" Nivi shrieked.

"Toh aur kya bolun mein? I am the 'India's hero'." Swami said.

Everyone snickered hearing this.

"Acha baba, aap yeh sab chodhiye aur andar chaliye...hum sab khana khaane hi jaa rahe the.." Siddharth said welcoming him. Parul nudged him in the stomach.

"Owww!!" Siddharth groaned. "Kya hai?!"

"Bahut welcoming ban rahe ho...mere saath toh kabhi itne warm nahi hue..."  Parul pouted. Sid smirked.

"Haan, toh abhi ho jata hun na..." he snaked his hands around Parul's waist. "Aao...hum washroom chalte hai...ya smoking room...there are nl cameras there..... I swear I'll take you there and then and everyone will be able to hear you scream my name." Siddharth whispered huskily. Parul shivered.

"Hatto.." she pushed him away and walked inside the house.

"Arrey! Abhi toh shikayat kar rahi thi..."

Soon, everyone walked inside the house and began to eat food.

3 hours later.

Devaki, Bandana, Sameeksha, Rohan, Sumedh and Namish were sitting with Swami Om in the garden.

"Abhi yahan sone ka kya intezaam hai?" Swami asked.

"Beds hain na..jaakar so jana aur kya?" Namish replied.

"Ab mein tum logon ke saath kuch baatein clear karna chahta hun..." Swami said sitting up straight. Everyone followed his suit.

"Kya hua, baba?" Devaki asked.

"Dekho waise toh mein ek 'modern' baba hun par mere kuch ussool hai...aap sabhi grahasth jeevan jeene wale hai aur mein ek saadhu hun...mein aise logon ke saath ek kamre mein nahi so sakta jinka kisi anya vyakti hai saath milan ho chuka ho...yeh mere ussolo ke khilaf hai..." Swami said. Everyone looked at him shocked.

"Swami ab hum kaise pata lagayenge ki kiska "milan" hua hai ya nahi...aapko sab ke saath sona padega...hum aapke liye rules change nahi kar sakte hai." Devaki said getting a little annoyed with the baba.

"Haan, Devaki is right...mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai..." Bandana agreed.

"Same here..." Rohan said.

"Me too." Sameeksha and Sumedh said in unision. They looked at each other momentarily and blinked their eyes.

"Jinx." They said together again. Now, it became even more awkward.

"Dekhiye, aap log samjh nahi rahe hai...mein ek saadhu hun...mere kuch ussool-"

"Arrey baba ruko!" Namish said getting agitated. He got up and went inside the house where everyone else was there.

"Tum logon mein se kin kin logon ka so called 'milan' chuka hai?" Namish asked loudly. Zayn looked confused. He looked at Sumedh for translation.

'He means sex.' Sumedh mouthed back to him. Zayn understood this and his face turned red.

"Kya hua hai?" Aarushi came inside the house. Her hair were wet as she had just taken a bath.

"Have you ever been laid before?" Zayn asked her bluntly.

"What?!" Aarushi gasped. She looked at Sameeksha for explanation.

"Baba ek sadhu sant whatever hain unke kuch ussool wagera hai therefore, he wants to know ki kaun log aise hai jo, you know, virgins hain..." Sam shrugged.

"Uhh...ohkay this is hell awkward." Aarushi said.

"Batao beti, tumhara 'milan' hua hai?"  Swami asked Aarushi. Everyone looked at her. Aarushi found this guy very rowdy. Zayn seemed very interested in Aarushi's answer.

"No way!" Aarushi  replied. She   Would have not answered but she was in no mood to pick up a fight. Zayn mentally did a fist pump.

Swami turned to Bandana.

"Beti, tumhara?"

Bandana's eyes widened.

"Uhh..." Everyone looked at her.

"Yes...?" Yudhveer asked hoping Bandana would quickly deny it.

"God! I loved him, okay?"  Bandana exasperated. Tears started forming in her eyes. Yudhveer's heart broke into a million pieces. He looked at Bandana with pleading eyes. Bandana looked away. A tear rolled down Yudhveer's cheek. Rohan patted him on the back.

"Hmmm....Sameeksha beti tumhara?"

"Baba, first things first, mujhe beti mat bulao...mein yahan kisi ki beti nahi hun...second of all, mujhe nahi lagta ki aap kisi se aise personal questions pooch sakte ho...aap hote kaun ho aise questions poochne walem" Sameeksha stated.

"Mein abhi wohi kehne jaa rahi thi." Devaki said interjecting in the middle.

"Aapka koi hakk nahi banta logon se aise sawaal poochne ka aur specially ladkia toh nahi..." Devaki said.

"Par mein ek Baba hun..." Om said.

"Arrey toh? Licence mil gaya hai kya aapko?!" Nivi shouted.

"Apni hadd mein rahiye baba." Sara said.

"Mujhe jo poochna hoga mein poochunga tum log mujhe nahi rok sakte...India is a free country I have my Fundamental Rights..." Baba said.

Devaki was about to argue but everyone asked her to stay calm.

"Guys, chodho yeh sab aur jaakar Weekend with Karan ka wait karo...yeh boodhav sathiya gaya hai..."  Sara said. The boys nodded.

Guys, sorry for the small update...haven't  been in one of the best moods today.