This Is Weird

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This is weird
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Oikawa:

Okay which of you little shits made a tinder account for me??

Iwa-chan:
... Seems suspicious

Kuroo:
VERY!1!1!

Bokuto:
Why are using !1!1 if you did it???

Kuroo:
Ffs, Bokuto.

Iwa-chan:
Bokuto wHY

Oikawa:
Thank you Bokuto:)

Bokuto:
Why are you thanking me?

Oikawa:
ALRIGHT YOU LIL SHITS

Daichi's keyboard:
Shut up, I'm trying to get laid |
Shut up, I'm trying to g|

Daichi:
Shut up, I'm trying to study...

Kuroo:
Ah huh. "Sure "

Daichi:
What do you mean "sure"

Oikawa:
We saw you and Suga going to a hotel ;)

Iwa-chan:
?? Are you an idiot?

Oikawa:
Its not my fault! Hinata saw him and almost started screaming "DAICHI SENPAI"

Daichi:
Bye bitches :)

Kuroo:
Oh we can curse. Its only the team captains + Iwa and Akaashi // + FUCK OFF DAICHI

Bokito:
Where's Akaashi at??

Iwa-chan:
Hell?

Akaashi:
Dying :)

Daichi:
? bYE

Oikawa:
Use protection

Iwa-chan:
You're not his mom

Akaashi:
Who gives a flying fuck anymore. We rarely use thus group chat so

Daichi has left the group chat
Iwa-chan has left the group chat

Kuroo:
So its only us (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Akaashi:
Fuck off 
t(•_•t)

Bokuto:
there's something wrong with your autocorrect.

Akaashi:
Really??

Bokuti:
Yeah. It said off,, when you meant "me" and gLaDLy

Akaashu:
bYE + going to your house

Akaashi has left the group chat
Bokuto has left the group chat

Kuroo:
Why am I here

Oikawa:
Idk nor care. Goodbye bitch :)

Oikawa has left the group chat

Kuroo:
I'm ALONE :) YAY:)

JUST LIKE ALWAYS! 1!1!


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