Honestly, I have no idea why I'm writing this
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Yuri:
So when are you going to ask him out?
Akaashi:
I dont like him.
Yuri:
Even though I'm in Seoul RN,, I can sense your bullshit :')
Akaashi:
....
Akaashi:
Find your chill.
Yuri:
I don't know what "chill" is
Akaashi:
Meaning you're not innocent ;)
Yuri:
I'm innocent!
Akaashi:
We both know that you aren't.
Yuri:
IF I SAY I'M PURE AND INNOCENT, I'M PURE AND INNOCENT
Akaashi:
BTW, I ate your cookies and noodles last week :D
Yuri:
FVCK YOU
Akaashi:
"iF i SaY i'M PuRe AnD InNoCeNt, i'M PuRe AnD InNoCeNt"
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Akaashi:
You act cute and shy when there's a camera. But as soon as the camera goes away,, you're a savage and start roasting everyone. H O W
Yuri:
Wait... Does this mean you can expose me?
Akaashi:
Yeah :))
Yuri:
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Akaashi:
Is that Jeon Jungkook?
Yuri:
Ma man (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Akaashi:
You have V, you hoe
Yuri:
He's my side hoe
Akaashi:
And me?
Yuri:
You're my other side hoe
┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Akaashi:
Fvck you, I thought I was your main hoe
Yuri:
Nah, Jungkook is my main bîtch
Akaashi:
I can expose you. You know that right? ･ᴗ･
Yuri:
You realize I can tell bokuto, right?
Akaashi:
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Yuri:
That's right, bïtch ;)
Akaashi:
I need to go. Bye, loser
Yuri:
Bye, jerk
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I dont know how or why I wrote this. I actually had fun writing this 😂
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Texts
RandomRandom texts between teammates and captains. This book also includes ships and some crossovers. Enjoy this random book ~ (The chapters aren't connected) - Discontinued (10/06/17) -
