Haikyuu Texts

Q&A

Firstly, I think I made a mistake: I put my book for the Watty Awards. I'm not expecting anything, but it seems fun. You guys can support it by sharing it with others (If you want) :) Also I started laughing because  someone is going to read about 'monopoly'  and how two idiots do it hdbjhdfkj

Now to the Q&A!

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Hinata

How good is kags

At volleyball? GREAT!

Do you think natsu will be in a relationship quicker than you in the future? Because I see her as really cute girl who has a bright future ahead of her :)

Firstly, I need to approve of him/her and then she can date them. But no boyfriend at the moment. 

Would you like to top???

... no, too much work

If you play 'Monopoly' how can the team win without the freak duo's quick? I mean, you probably can't jump.

*covers your mouth* we're going to be pure :))

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Kageyama

Why tf u so gay m8

why not?

How can you be so perfect at some of the things you do? XD

I got it from you :)

Did you even use a condom when you and Hinata play monopoly?? Do you know a condom is??

The world might never know... Of course, I'm not stupid!

*Tsukki laughing in the back*

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Tsukki

Why are you so sassy/salty all the time ? Like you're so chill and I really would love to have that attitude of yours whenever the haters come XD

I'm the definition of saltiness, child and it's natural for me to act like that.

Is it true that you can flavour the food with your tears?

Do you want salt as an ice cream flavor? Well, you do you~

Do you have a salt kink?

I'M EXPOSED BYE

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Yams

Um... in the future, what would you like to work as?

Well, a doctor sounds nice, but I would rather be an animator. I don't know yet

Baby are you still pure?

Yes:) 

Tsukki: LIES

Do you have a kink for people wearing glasses and salt?

who doesn't?

have you ever topped Tsukki?

no, because I'm pure 

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Asahi

Gah I ask too many questions! Anyways, what do you think of nishinoya?

As a boyfriend? Someone who will take care of you no matter what and will always be positive, he also respects your decisions. As a teammate, someone who you can trust, he'll have your back.  

Has anyone pinned you to a cross yet?

Only to a wall, does that count?

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Tanaka

Have you ever consider growing out your hair and have a similar hair length as daichi or kageyama?

The real question here is: would it look nice if I did it? I'll defiantly give it a try tho

Tanaka-san! R u dating anyone ?? Like anyone ?? If so what the Jesus is there name ???

The world might never k(no)w

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This chapter is a bit too long, I'll cut it into two parts.