Haikyuu Texts

We both like snakes

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Kuroo:
Yo Kenma

Kenma:
What tf do you want. I barely woke up

Kuroo:
It's 5PM ??

Kenma:
Did I stutter?

Kuroo:
... WELL THEN. I got a new pet :)

Kenma:
PUPPY? KITTEN?

Kuroo:
Uhm no

Kenma:
WAIT NO... A HAMSTER!? CAN I NAME HIM YOOKI?

Kuroo:
Uhm no exactly.

Kenma:
Then?

Kenma:
What is it?

Kuroo:
🐍

Kenma:
A SNAKE?

Kuroo:
Yes :D

Kenma:
HUENDKBDI HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT?

Kenma:
I can't believe you have my ex as your pet I'm so—

Kuroo:
I never knew he was a snake

Kenma:
Do your magic shizz, we need the snake to learn how to play volleyball bc his height is the only reason his part of the team

Kuroo:
Heidbdi I can't believe Lev is a snake

Kenma:
I didn't know either 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kuroo:
I'll name it BJ

Kenma:
Uhm, I don't think that's a good name

Kuroo:
Big Joseph isn't a good name? Damn it, I got inspiration from B.M

Kenma:
Yeah, don't

Kuroo:
Okay. Hopefully you take care of YOOKI (that's the snakes name)

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Asahi:
Heidbdi NOYA

Noya:
Please tell me she's okay

Asahi:
ITS WHINING WHAT DO I DO

Noya:
Give the puppy water or go out and have a walk

Asahi:
I DID AND IT ALMOST — KungKung GOT HURT.

Noya:
Nsjhdid HOW I ONLY LEFT 3 MINUTES AGO

Asahi:
HER HEAD. KUNGKUNG WAS JUMPING AND BOOM

Kenma:
??? How ??? is Asahi THAT bad with animals. I can't with you guys.

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Noya:
Are you okay, Asahi?

Asahi:
I CANT TAKE CARE OF ANIMALS JFKDJDN IMAGINE ME WITH BABIES

Noya:
Awe that would be cute

Asahi:
Right?

Asahi:
WAIT NO. IT WOULD BE WORSE. ANYWAYS BYE

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Noya:
My puppy ;-;

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Kenma has entered the conversation

Hinata: So about our pet,, What should we get?

Kenma: A dog

Yams: Hinata is allergic to dogs :/

Kenma: A cat

Hinata: Yams is allergic to cats tho

Kenma: Uhm then a lizard ?

Yams: Hinata hates reptiles

Kenma: then a hamster ! :D

Hinata: Yams is scared of rodents

Kenma: tHEN GET A DAMN FISH FFS

Yams: we HAD one, but Hinata forgot to give him food ;-;

Hinata: excuse me?! It was OUR fish. It's your fault too so

Kenma: The just get a damn rock

Hinata: tHATS PERFECT

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Imagine everyone with babies and puppies. CUTE.

Edit: I want a puppy :)