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Kuroo:
Yo Kenma
Kenma:
What tf do you want. I barely woke up
Kuroo:
It's 5PM ??
Kenma:
Did I stutter?
Kuroo:
... WELL THEN. I got a new pet :)
Kenma:
PUPPY? KITTEN?
Kuroo:
Uhm no
Kenma:
WAIT NO... A HAMSTER!? CAN I NAME HIM YOOKI?
Kuroo:
Uhm no exactly.
Kenma:
Then?
Kenma:
What is it?
Kuroo:
🐍
Kenma:
A SNAKE?
Kuroo:
Yes :D
Kenma:
HUENDKBDI HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT?
Kenma:
I can't believe you have my ex as your pet I'm so—
Kuroo:
I never knew he was a snake
Kenma:
Do your magic shizz, we need the snake to learn how to play volleyball bc his height is the only reason his part of the team
Kuroo:
Heidbdi I can't believe Lev is a snake
Kenma:
I didn't know either 🤷🏻♀️
Kuroo:
I'll name it BJ
Kenma:
Uhm, I don't think that's a good name
Kuroo:
Big Joseph isn't a good name? Damn it, I got inspiration from B.M
Kenma:
Yeah, don't
Kuroo:
Okay. Hopefully you take care of YOOKI (that's the snakes name)
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Asahi:
Heidbdi NOYA
Noya:
Please tell me she's okay
Asahi:
ITS WHINING WHAT DO I DO
Noya:
Give the puppy water or go out and have a walk
Asahi:
I DID AND IT ALMOST — KungKung GOT HURT.
Noya:
Nsjhdid HOW I ONLY LEFT 3 MINUTES AGO
Asahi:
HER HEAD. KUNGKUNG WAS JUMPING AND BOOM
Kenma:
??? How ??? is Asahi THAT bad with animals. I can't with you guys.
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Noya:
Are you okay, Asahi?
Asahi:
I CANT TAKE CARE OF ANIMALS JFKDJDN IMAGINE ME WITH BABIES
Noya:
Awe that would be cute
Asahi:
Right?
Asahi:
WAIT NO. IT WOULD BE WORSE. ANYWAYS BYE
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Noya:
My puppy ;-;
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Hinata: So about our pet,, What should we get?
Kenma: A dog
Yams: Hinata is allergic to dogs :/
Kenma: A cat
Hinata: Yams is allergic to cats tho
Kenma: Uhm then a lizard ?
Yams: Hinata hates reptiles
Kenma: then a hamster ! :D
Hinata: Yams is scared of rodents
Kenma: tHEN GET A DAMN FISH FFS
Yams: we HAD one, but Hinata forgot to give him food ;-;
Hinata: excuse me?! It was OUR fish. It's your fault too so
Kenma: The just get a damn rock
Hinata: tHATS PERFECT
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Imagine everyone with babies and puppies. CUTE.
Edit: I want a puppy :)
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