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Hinata:
I saw Kuroo and Bokuto drinking beer.
Noya:
Wait whAT
Suga:
Uhm. KUROO. BOKUTO. EXPLAIN
Oikawa:
Someone's in trouble~
Kuroo:
??
When
Hinata:
Today.
Kenma:
Well damn, can you be more specific?
Hinata:
Not yesterday, and not tomorrow. Today at the park, with those giant palm trees. I saw Kuroo wearing a blue shirt, and a white coat. Bokuto was wearing a leather jacket and his outfit was all black. At exactly at 5:14:17 PM, it was wild.
Oikawa:
Why are you so fucking specific, what the fuck
Hinata:
The beer had bubbles and it was green
Bokuto:
Beer is not green.
Kuroo:
^
Hinata:
The bottle....
Suga:
Well how many beers did they have?
Kuroo:
WE DIDNT DRINK BEER.
Plus we would never drink at a park!
Hinata:
I had a black sweater that said "Cherry Bomb" and grey sweatpants oh and a face mask.
Bokuto:
Oh I saw him.
Suga:
You guys know you shouldn't be drinking!
Hinata:
After they left the bottles around a playground
Hinata:
It said "Perrie"
Noya:
I don't know any beer brand with that name
Yams:
That's sprinkling water
Bokuto:
We were drinking sparkling water, bc we're trying a new diet.
Kuroo:
We would never drink, plus I hate alcohol
Bokuto:
We're innocent:)
Akaashi:
My boyfriend is innocent. This case is done ✌🏻
Kenma:
My boyfriend is an idiot. So I don't really care what happens to him ✌🏻
Kuroo:
All of the sudden I'm throwing away the new game I bought you :')
Kenma:
WAIT IM SORRY. I LOVE YOU
Hinata:
Wait, so I can drink this sparkling water?
Kenma:
Yeah.
Hinata:
I only want it bc of the bubbles :))
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Haikyuu Texts
RandomRandom texts between teammates and captains. This book also includes ships and some crossovers. Enjoy this random book ~ (The chapters aren't connected) - Discontinued (10/06/17) -
