Hawt Dawgs

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WE'RE THE DAWGS

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WE'RE THE DAWGS.

THESE ARE CREEPY ANIMALS MADE OUT OF HAWT DAWGS!

HAWT DAWGS! WOOH!

The elephant is going to be named, "Hawt elephant."

The penguin is going to be named, "Hawt penguin."

The snail is going to be named, "Billy."

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Since it is April Fool's Day, I HAVE SOME PICTURES OF WRONG NUMBER TEXTS... because that makes sense?

 because that makes sense?

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Cat... Cat... CAT?!

HAHAHA! Good times ... *repeatedly slams head into wall* What has humanity become?

 *repeatedly slams head into wall* What has humanity become?

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Heh heh... *laughs scaredly*

If I received this text, I would move into another continent and change by name to Billy... THE SNAIL.

 THE SNAIL

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Wow... *Claps hands sarcastically*

Hannah, you are a genius AND AS FOR YOU, JOHN (I don't know the name of the professional that tried to figure the patient's cure). JOHN, ALL THE PATIENT NEEDED WAS A STENT IN THE LEFT RADIAL ARTERY. JOHN DO YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE OBESE AND PEOPLE ARE DYING? IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU, JOHN. PEOPLE LIKE YOU, JOHN, IS THE REASON WHY THERE IS POVERTY AND WAR —

Me: I'm sorry, what am I doing with my life? 

Sarcastic friends: What life? You don't have a life.

Me: *Sobs* 

I NEED ONE OF THOSE DOGS! Lucky person has all the dogs

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I NEED ONE OF THOSE DOGS! Lucky person has all the dogs. WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH? WHY BOB? THIS IS THE REASON WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE —

Why do I do this?

Okay, anyways this was fun, and I feel bad about some of those wrong number texts... especially the Jessica one.

Bye HAWT DAWGS!


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