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Mammary Glands

June 17th, 2019

AJ keeps on trying to get Tyler to breastfeed her.

It's sort of hilarious.

"Your daughter is very insistent," Tyler says sulkily as he passes AJ to Josh. "Tell her that I have no mammary glands." There's baby saliva all over Tyler's shirt, and Josh presses his mouth into AJ's short, dark hair to keep from laughing.

"Hold your horses, your daddy's going to make you a bottle right now," Josh tells her.

Tyler glares at him. "Fu- fudge you, I just sat down."

"And I'm holding a baby," Josh says pointedly.

Tyler sighs, standing up. "I'm changing my shirt, first."

"Did you hear that, AJ?" Josh says to his daughter. "Daddy's putting his appearance before your general well-being."

Tyler snorts, but dutifully heads in the direction of the kitchen.

"We've trained him well, haven't we?" Josh says, just loud enough for Tyler to hear.

"I heard that, Dun!"

It's gonna have longer chapters in the future promise.