As we last left Grizz's Furrytales, April had finished telling the story of Hansel and Gretel. She was asking her father what he thought about the story. "Well, what did you think of April's story, Daddy?" asked Eliza. "That was the ridiculous story I have ever heard!" "That's what makes the story so funny, Dad!" said April. "That's not how the story of Hansel and Gretel goes, April," said Grizz. "But did you at least liked the moral that I wrote, Dad?" asked GJ giving the note to Grizz. "Don't make your house out of foods" it's not a moral, GJ!" said Grizz. "I'm going to the bathroom when I come back I'll tell the next story." Twenty minutes later, Grizz came out of the bathroom and saw the cubs setting up a stage in the living room. "What's going on here?" asked Grizz. "Well, we got tired of waiting for you so Eliza decided to have a karaoke party instead," said Crystal. "It's storytime, not karaoke time!" said Grizz. "Now get your tushies on the cushions!" "Aw come on, Dad!" said Dipper. "Karaokes are fun and you get to sing off-key!" "Besides, I thought you liked karaoke, Daddy," said April. "I did like karaoke until your Uncle Panda took me to a Korean karaoke years ago," said Grizz. "Is that when the people made fun and laughed at you in Korean, Daddy?" asked Eliza. "Yes, sweetheart," said Grizz. "We're going to sing a song dedicated to you, Daddy," said Crystal. "Because we love you!" Grizz smiled and listened to the cubs singing this great song.
🎵Who can turn the stove on with his smile? Who can take a bubble bath and suddenly fill it with crocodiles? 'Cause, it's you, Dad, and you should know it. Put nitro on a bridge; go ahead and blow it. Love is all around; I guess it's spring. Name another crooner, other than Bing. Don't throw your hat up in the air 'cause what might land is a Frigidaire. Dad!🎵🎵
When the song was over, it was Grizz's turn to sing. "That was great, kids," said Grizz grabbing the microphone. "Now it's Daddy's turn to sing a song!" The cubs smiled nervously as Grizz was singing this song.
🎵Who can turn the stove on with a wink of his eye? Who sits on the couch all day and watches Family Guy? 'Cause, it's me, kids, and you should know it. I put dynamite on a bridge, and then I blow it. Love is all around; I guess it's spring. I think Tony Bennett is better than Bing. Now my cubs, get in your chairs or I will SPANK YOUR DERRIERES!🎵🎵
When the song was over, the cubs sat in their seats. "Thanks for ruining karaoke, Dad!" said Bradley. "You're welcome, son," said Grizz. "Now that your karaoke party is over, I shall now tell you my next story." "Before you do, Dad," said Yasmin heading out the door. "Can I leave now?" "You cannot leave this house until I've told you the story of a girl who could not leave her house," said Grizz carrying Yasmin back to the couch. "Lend me your ears! I will tell you a tale of a maiden so fair who is gifted with long locks of luxurious hair," said Grizz. "Oh, you mean Rapunzel," said Crystal. "I know that one, Daddy." "Et Tu, Crystal?" asked Grizz. "You gotta give the audience what they want, Daddy," said Crystal. "Well, Daddy wants the audience to be SILENT! when he tells the story," said Grizz. "Oh, please let Crystal tell the story, Daddy," said Zoe. "Okay, Crystal," said Grizz. "Tell the story of Rapunzel." "Thank you, Daddy!" said Crystal hugging her dad. Grizz smiled at Crystal as she was telling this story of Rapunzel in her twisted version of course.
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Grizz's Furrytales by pandasgirls8
FantasyGrizz tells fairy tales to his kids, but gets interrupted when the cubs tell their own twisted version!
