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The Poetry Corner
(April's Poem)
April: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet. And what a big tuffet she had. So if you're feeling insecure, just stand next to her. And then you won't feel quite so bad. Thank you.
Grizz: Wow no wonder Miss Muffet had a big buffet. She ate too many curds and whey! (Laughs)
April: Daddy, you're supposed to make fun of the performer, not the poem! And it's tuffet, not a buffet!
Grizz: Oh, right. Sorry. Boo! You stink! (Laughs)
(April storms off the stage)
Grizz: Next!
(Bradley's Poem)
Bradley: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. And boy, did it stink in there. Thank you.
Grizz: Boo! You stink worse than the old woman in the shoe! (Laughs)
(Bradley storms off the stage)
Grizz: Next!
(Crystal's Poem)
Crystal: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy so he changed his name to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Thank you.
Grizz: Some many actors are bald. And you chose a loser like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Crystal: Daddy, Dwayne Johnson is not a loser! He's a movie star, He's a former wrestler and Mommy says he's hot!
Grizz: Big deal! He still stinks! Boo! (Laughs)
(Crystal blows a raspberry at Grizz as she storms off the stage)
Grizz: (laughs) Next!
(Dipper's Poem)
Dipper: Jack is nimble. Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the candlestick and burned his butt. Thank you.
Grizz: If Jack jumped a little higher he wouldn't catch his butt on fire! (Laughs) What a loser!
Dipper: You stink like a heckler!
Grizz: Well, I know that you are. But what am I? (Laughs)
(Dipper storms off the stage)
Grizz: I love this job. Next!
(Eliza's Poem)
Eliza: This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. And this little piggy got her prime-time sitcom. And it kills me because I'm so much more talented than she is. Thank you.
(Grizz looks at a supermarket circular not paying attention to Eliza)
Grizz: I can't believe it! A pound of baby back ribs for $3.99?! That's highway robbery!
Eliza: Daddy! Were you even listening to my poem?
Grizz: Um, yeah. Something about Miss Piggy upstaging you and stealing your spotlight. Cool!
Eliza: It's not cool to steal someone's spotlight!
Grizz: Well, it's not cool to interrupt a storyteller either.
Cubs: What?
Grizz: Um I mean boo! You stink!
(Voice breaking) Eliza: You're so vain, Daddy!
(Eliza runs off the stage, while Grizz sings "You're So Vain)
Grizz: 🎵You're so vain. You probably think this song is about you. You're so vain!🎵🎵 (Laughs) Next!
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Grizz's Furrytales by pandasgirls8
FantasyGrizz tells fairy tales to his kids, but gets interrupted when the cubs tell their own twisted version!
