A/N: I dont own Vampire Diaries
"And of course we broke into the Oval Office and took a picture of ourselves, looking all JFK. But then I was like how am I going to get these photos developed-" Damon cuts Kai off.
"Oh my God, just answer the damn question! How are we gonna get out of this twilight zone?"
"I've got a question for you first, why do you think we're stuck in a repeating loop of May 10, 1994? Doomed to relive a solar eclipse forever and ever and ever?" Kai asks Damon.
"How the hell should I know," Damon asks and takes a sip of his Bourbon.
"Well we heard you tell Bennie this place was your own personal hell, we're kinda curious why" I tell Damon, but he is saved by the bell as Bennie arrives.
"I found everything you asked for; can opener, shower drain, grinding wheel, jam, pocket knife, volume O of the encyclopaedia, a nail, and a black marker," she says as she outs it all on the coffee table. "Now what?"
"We can't show you with our hands taped" I say and slightly smirk at her. She grabs the pocket knife and cuts us loose against Damon's wishes. "Thank you."
"How's this pile of pile gonna get us out of here?" Damon asks.
"I'll explain as soon as you tell us what you did on May 10, 1994," Kai negotiates.
"What difference does it make?" He asks angrily, I decide to but in.
"Put it this way: Bonnie's magic is one part of the equation, our as-yet undisclosed knowledge is the other. Which means you would be hitching a ride home for free. We just want to know if you deserve to come along." I explain, but this seems to anger Damon. He walks up to me, grabs my arm, and pulls me out of my seat.
"Or I could torture you until you say something useful," he's an idiot.
"If you torture her, I'll get mad and then I won't want to help you. What kind of person needs to have that explained to them?" Kai looks at me when he says the last bit. Bennie walks up to Damon and has him let go of me.
"Play nice" She says through her teeth as Kai and I laugh.
"Stop trying to impress the new people" Damon says back.
"Why don't you just tell him your story?" Bennie asks, and Kai and I sit on the couch and open the jar of jam.
"Maybe because I don't talk about the worst thing I ever did, Bonnie" Damon says in retaliation.
"Oh, Now I'm listening" Kai says and takes a chunk of jam into his hand. Damon starts to tell us the story of how he returned to Mystic Falls and played nice with his brother. BORING, even Kai started to fall asleep.
"Perfect, one of our saviours is insane and narcoleptic" Damon says getting another glass of Bourbon.
"No, no, no I'm awake" Kai says. "Let me guess, you killed the pregnant woman."
"Shut up Kai, you weren't listening" Damon says in his grumpy voice.
"I was listening, in my sleep. You were hanging out with your distant nephew Zach, who you call uncle Zach, because that's not confusing."
"Plus pregnant lady Gail, who had a big bull's-eye on her chest, got it" I add. Bonnie looks conflicted.
"Tell me you didn't kill a pregnant woman"
"Well, that's totally what happened" I say like it's obvious. "Why else would today be his personal hell?"
"Here we go" Kai says as he finishes his tinkering.
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Another Sociopath (Kai Parker)
Fanfiction"Who names their kids Malachai and Nimue" Kia says. "It's like they expected us to be evil" I finish. "All these kids were murdered" witchy girl argues "Hello, not all of them died" Kia says back. "He had a soft spot for one of his sister, otherwise...
