*bold is Nimue's voice over, italics is Kai*
Mystic Falls, 1994
"Ugh, why does my head hurt so much?" I ask while sitting up and rubbing my head. "Wait a second where's that little witch bitch, how dare she!? Oh I'm gonna have fun cutting her stomach out and feeding it to her!" I say very very angrily.
"Woah, Nim take it easy. Once we get back to the real world you can kill, but right now we need her magic to get us out, then and only then can you kill her." Kai says calmly looking at the bitch, herself, like well like himself. If you don't understand that, I mean he's looking at her like a sociopath looks at a victim.
"Fine, how about while we wait for not so sleeping beauty to wake up, you tell me what happened and where tall-dark-and-idiot went."
"We I expect he's back home, probably talking about how much he misses us and how he's gonna save her." Kai says finally looking at me.
"I bet that's not what is happening, let me tell you what I think is happening"
"Mystic falls present
"Mystic Falls, 1994" Tall-dark-and-brooding says in disbelief.
Then Damon would say something like this
"I know. If witches were gonna get together and create some space-time purgatory you think they'd pick a better year than when Kurt Cobain killed himself. The whole thing was just very depressing." Then take a sip of his bourbon, cause let's face it, he always has bourbon.
"So how'd you get back" the little bro asks.
And of course Damon would respond stupidly like
"Long story. Big flash of light, two decades worth of jet leg. I will explain all of my adventures in that hellscape, but first there is someone I gotta see." And then end with wanting to see his girl.
Wait, no no no, he didn't even mention us at all. So rude
I know right, and we were so hospitable
Wait Nim, she's awake
Oh fun
*filler chapter, while I finish the next chapter. I liked the little banter, should I add more banter between 'em*
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Another Sociopath (Kai Parker)
Fanfiction"Who names their kids Malachai and Nimue" Kia says. "It's like they expected us to be evil" I finish. "All these kids were murdered" witchy girl argues "Hello, not all of them died" Kia says back. "He had a soft spot for one of his sister, otherwise...
