"OOH!" The man spoke to me.
"Aniya!" I sighed and flipped my nappy hair back. "Like I was saying. What the hell am I doing here?!" I clapped my hands, irritated. I was literally in the middle of a cave. In the middle of nowhere. With a whole bunch of ape-like eurocentric hairy men and women staring back at me. They folded my clean hair and poked at my clothing.
"AIIIIAIIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIIIAIAIAIAI!" A random skinny kid circled around us.
"AIAIAIAIAIIAIIAIIA" The tribe followed, dancing around me.
"HELP ME, LORD!" I looked up to the sky and gripped my hair.
"OhhhhhEEEEEE!" They stopped and one of them quickly grabbed me by the waist, running out with me.
"We call this Mr. Steal girl. We steal girl. You pretty. I wife you up." The man spoke.
"Let me go!" I panicked.
"AIAIIAIA!" He ran across to another cave with six other boys. I blinked, noticing something familiar.
"Wait." I looked up at my captor as he placed me down. They were far more handsome than the other eurocentric Neandertals. Oh shit, of course. It's BTS!
"I wife. Her. She. Mine. Cutie." The Jimin ape spoke up.
"AOOOOAHOOOO HYUUOOOONG!" V ape clapped his bone sticks together and howled.
"Andwe!" I cried. This isn't happening to me.
"Yo." A hot lady in a red dress approached me. The boys huddled on us.
"W-who are you?"
"Me? I'm author nim's imaginary self. Don't I look hot? Yeah, that's how I made myself to be!" She grinned, flashing his chest from her tight red body suit. She flipped her hazel-brown fluffy hair back and gazed at me, blinking her green eyes.
"YOU!" I attacked her after admiring her goddess like beauty.
"OMG SAVAGE!" She screeched as I tugged on her weave and swung it off, revealing a set of curly locks.
"BRING ME BACK! TAKE ME BACK! WHAT IS THIS! WHERE AM I! WHAT DID THIS STUPID STORY DO TO ME!" I shook her around. The ape Jimin tried to protect the hot author-nim and tugged on my waist, but he was too annoying, so I elbowed him away.
"RELAX!" She calmed me down. "I'll tell you the truth..."
"Okay. I'm calm." I paused and awaited her response.
"In actuality, there is no way out of this." She giggled.
"TAKE ME BACK!" I yelled, grabbing a fist full of her real hair.
"HOLD ON!"
"WHAT!"
"There's a way." She straightened out her hair, as extensions fell. "Of course there is! Even though there is no current way out...everything must come to an end someday!"
"What do you mean?"
"There is a clue somewhere. In your dreams, in your fan fiction land, there is a way out of this all. You just have to search for it. That thing." She nodded. "The Personal Legend*1 Hourglasses*2 to unlock the true meaning of your story. My time is running, I have to go!"
"Wait! Help me. I think downloading Wattpad will reverse this all!" I begged. She stared at me with a blank expression.
"Wattpad doesn't exist in this world..."
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Book/Game Parody Credits:
The Alchemist*1
Mystic Messenger*2
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Adventurous Life Of A Completely Ordinary Fangirl (BTS Fan Fiction - Park Jimin)
Fiksi PenggemarIn which a normal girl called Aya ends up as Lee Mina and lives a life of a fan fiction fantasy parody. One day as she stumbled upon a shady BTS Fan Fiction on Wattpad, she ends up swirling into a dream world featuring BTS and ends up being stuck li...
