(Y/n) took sans' hands, and surprisingly, it wasn't as she had expected. They were smooth and a bit warm from body(?) heat....or just constantly being in his pockets. She closed her (E/c) orbs and felt the ground crumbling beneath her. Opening her eyes, she saw spinning electric blue lights and no ground, which made her nauseous. (Y/n) pulled closer to sans for some sort of solid object in this blue blur, and sans' face actually TURNED blue, but (y/n) had no idea what this means.... Probably just a skeleton thing... The readers probably already know what it means, don't you guys? Oh wait the fourth wall... oops... probably shouldn't have done that.
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After a few seconds, (y/n) and Sans made it onto solid ground. "Woah... that was... new" She said, before looking around and seeing *insert description of picture above here*. So this was their house. Wonder if it was actually like this in the Underground too? (Okay just to clear this up, the monsters were freed from the underground about a year back, and though there is still racism, some monsters have become extremely famous and popular. I.e- MTT and Sans.)
After that quick sight-seeing session, (Y/n) realizes an important left out detail. "Oh wait! I have to tell my friends I'm here!" (Y/n) exclaimed before whipping out her phone and texting her friends on a group chat. It went a little something like this:
(Y/n): Hey guys there was a bad blizzard so I'm crashing at a friend's house for tonight
Felice: ooooooooh (y/nnnn) has a boyyyyyffffrrrriiieeeeennndddd!
Alana: Felice stop fangirling in my ear!
Felice: haha oops sorry Lanie!! Luv ya! ❤️❤️️
Katlyn: okay thanks (n/n) (nickname) for letting us know!
(Y/n): okay guys 'night have fun!
(All): Bye (Y/n)!
*sigh* "heh. They're pretty good friends, huh?" Sans said, over the (h/c) haired girl's shoulder. "Yeah.. Wait were you looking over my shoulder the whole time?!" (Y/n) asked. "Ye-" "STALKER ALERT!!" She yelled, causing sans to crack up again in that deep, mesmerizing laughter of his.
"SANS?! ARE YOU HOME?"
Yelled a VERY loud voice from up the stairs. A taller skeleton was standing in the doorway of what (Y/n) assumed was his room. He looked very much like... Papyrus?! The cook that occasionally stars on Sparkle-Bot 2000's shows??
Oh wait duh. They're brothers genius. How could you forget?
Your POV
You wanted to surprise the tall cinnamon roll, so you acted like a huge fan, which you were, but mostly for his innocence and adorableness.
"WAIT.... is that Papyrus?!? the one and only GREAT PAPYRUS?!? Oh gosh, I'm such a huge fan!" You said to him. Sans looked at you gratefully, his expression screaming 'Thanks for that one'. You smiled at him and gave him a thumbs up at your side, before turning your attention back to Papyrus. "WOWIE!! ANOTHER HUMAN FAN!! I KNOW I AM GREAT, BUT THIS IS TRULY AN HONOR! NYEH HEH HEH!!" He yelled at you. "ANYWAY SANS, WHY WERE YOU HOME SO LATE??"
"Oh, it was just some traffic" he said calmly.
"Yeah, very pink and sparkly traffic" You whispered. He chuckled at this, making you smile a bit.
"OH! OKAY THEN, TOMORROW I WILL MAKE SOME OF MY WORLD FAMOUS SPAGHETTI FOR THE NEW SMALL HUMAN,THEN I WILL GO TO TRAINING WITH UNDYNE FOR THE DAY! PLEASE DO NOT LET OUR GUEST FREEZE! GOODNIGHT BROTHER!" Papyrus yelled very quickly, before turning around back into his room, softly saying "Nyeh".
"Oh my god he's too innocent for this world, sans." You say to your boney companion beside you.
"Yeah, thats why I hate that pink robot all over him constantly." He says.
To lighten the mood, you suggest that you guys do something to entertain yourselves.
"Hey let's watch a movie, (y/n)" Sans asks you. "Yeah sure!" You say.
"Okay, what movie?"
"Do you have (f/m) (favorite movie)?"
"Yeah, actually. That's one of my favorites too."
"Hm neat"
"Y'know, Papyrus is gonna try and make us some spaghetti, right?"
"Well yeah that's all he cooks on that show."
Sans turns to you with a serious expression on his face. You immediately feel uncomfortable...
Then Sans bursts out in peals of low laughter. You just sit there in shock over what just happened. You finally gather up the courage to question his reasoning. "What was that for?" You ask. "Ah haha nothin' I just like tricking people like that haha--" he replies before getting up to go find the movie you suggested. "Hey I found it!" He says from somewhere in the kitchen. He soon comes back with it in hand and inserts it into the DVD player.
"I wonder what she's thinking right now"thinks sans while sitting on the couch pretending to be paying attention to the movie in front of him. "Was that joke too much? Did I scare her off? What if I messed up my chances with her?! I can't have that happening again... not in this timeline. Speaking of which, how the heck hasn't the kiddo reset yet? Don't they usually reset after about a week up here? And how did i end up becoming a FAMOUS COMEDIAN?! In other timelines, I would find (y/n) within a week or so and she WAS always fond of my puns, but we never really "got anywhere" with our relationship. And she never really told many puns herself! She's still the same (Y/n), but... better somehow. Oh I like her even more... UHH BUT AS A FRIEND... right?"
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MEEH HEH HEH
There ya go another chapter. So, looks like sansy-boi knows about (y/n)-chan in past timelines...
oh I'm so evil aren't I >:3
Author-chan out!~
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I'm Just Playing Pretend
DiversosTwo jokers, four BFFs, one story. Sans, a Punmaster, has always been into comedy, and that got him fame, but fame took away his freedom. Constant fangirls, paparazzi and cameras have made him almost loose SANS of what he is as a monster, that is...
